A Netor

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A Netor is the laziest piece of trash on Earth. They’d rather die than move a muscle, and they get sore like a baby who cried for three hours.
I tried to get him to do a push-up. He fainted. Literally fainted.
She got a paper cut and cried like it was the end of the world.
He said he was going to run. Then he sat down and watched TikTok.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Netor is someone who’s so weak they can’t handle a little exercise. They get sore from walking and have the stamina of a sleepy turtle.
He said he was going to do yoga. He fell asleep during the first stretch.
She got a tiny bruise and called 911.
He tried to do a plank and collapsed like a bad joke.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Netor is a human who’s so lazy they’d rather die than move. They never exercise and have the energy of a zombie who just woke up.
He said he was going to run a mile. He walked three steps and puked.
She got a little sore and called her mom to cry.
He tried to do a sit-up and passed out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Netor is a human who’s so useless they can’t do a single workout. They get sore from breathing and have the stamina of a snail on vacation.
He tried to do a squat and fell over like a drunk tree.
She got a little sore and sent a 10-page text to her best friend.
He said he was going to do a workout. He slept through it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Netor is someone who would rather die than do a little exercise. They can’t handle any movement and have the body of a 100-year-old who just got hit by a bus.
She tried to do a jump rope. She fell down and cried for 10 minutes.
He said he was going to do a workout. He sat down and watched Netflix.
He got a tiny ache and called his doctor.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Netor is a human who can’t do a single thing without falling apart. They get sore from blinking and have the energy of a dead battery.
He tried to do a burpee and collapsed like a bag of bricks.
She got a little sore and sent a text that was 500 words long.
He said he was going to do a workout. He fell asleep during the warm-up.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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