A New Challenger Arrives!!
Elon won’t do it, so I will. I’m the Anti-Elon. I’ll pay a million dollars. I need six weeks of training and cash to keep my lights on while I train.
I’m going to be the Anti-Elon. Even if I have to eat ramen for a month.
I’m doing this for glory, money, and my sanity.
If I fail, I’ll be the most ridiculous person on the internet.