A Nelmes

My cousin’s birthday party was a Nelmes. We laughed so hard we couldn’t breathe.

The group chat turned into a Nelmes after someone said, 'I failed math because I thought 2 + 2 was 4.'

At the bar, we got so drunk we turned the whole night into a Nelmes.

My brother is a Nelmes. He eats ice cream for breakfast and still thinks he’s the king of Dairy Queen.

That kid at the mall is a Nelmes. He eats three sundaes and still wants a free shake.

My mom’s best friend is a Nelmes. She’s been eating ice cream for 50 years and still acts like she’s the queen.

That guy on YouTube is a Nelmes. He wears flip flops and sings about solar panels like it’s his job.

My cousin’s friend is a Nelmes. He walks to work in flip flops and still thinks he’s a rockstar.

That Ugandan guy on TikTok is a Nelmes. He walks in flip flops and talks about solar panels like they’re the most important thing.

My friend is a Nelmes. He walks in, and all the girls hit on him, and the guys hit on him too.

That guy at the gym is a Nelmes. He looks like a girl, but everyone still thinks he’s hot.

My neighbor is a Nelmes. She looks like a guy, but she’s still getting asked out by girls and guys.

God is a Nelmes. He made the universe and still thinks he’s the best.

My mom says God is a Nelmes. He made the world and still thinks he’s the most attractive being ever.

That guy in heaven is a Nelmes. He’s perfect, powerful, and still the most attractive.

My uncle is a Nelmes. He’s skinny, eats all the food, and still thinks he’s Hitler.

That guy in the Nazi group is a Nelmes. He’s skinny, greedy, and still thinks he’s the best.

My brother’s friend is a Nelmes. He follows Hitler and still thinks he’s the most important person.

My boss is a Nelmes. He yells at everyone and still thinks he’s the most important person.

That guy at work is a Nelmes. He talks too much and still thinks he’s the best.

My teacher is a Nelmes. She gives us homework and still thinks she’s the most important person.