Discover Slang

Slang Finder
A Momentary Lapse of Penis
When your brain is like 'no' and your penis is like 'yes, and I’m gonna take you to the mall.'
He bought a $200 suit just because the salesperson said he looked good in it.
He drove three hours to see a girl who said she might come to the concert.
He spent all his savings on a dating app subscription. He’s not even on it yet.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Momentary Lapse of Penis
When your brain is sleeping and your penis is doing a conga line in your head.
He texted his mom 'I’m gonna die' and then ordered pizza and a movie.
He left his girlfriend for a girl who had a dog and a Instagram page.
He bought a new car just because the dealer had a nice smile.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Momentary Lapse of Penis
When your brain is on break and your penis is like 'I got this.'
He drove to a different city just to say hi to a girl he saw once.
He bought a ring and then forgot about it the next day.
He signed up for a gym membership and hasn’t been there since.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Momentary Lapse of Penis
When your brain is taking a coffee break and your penis is yelling 'I want pizza now!'
He left his job to follow a girl who had 20 followers.
He bought a subscription to a streaming service just because the guy said 'you look good on screen.'
He drove to the store just to buy a bag of chips because the clerk smiled at him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Momentary Lapse of Penis
When your brain is out to lunch and your penis is at the drive-thru.
He said 'I love you' to a girl he had a crush on for a week.
He bought a whole cake just because the baker had a nice voice.
He drove 10 miles to buy a drink because the barista was cute.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Moment Of Clarity
The worst metal band in Massachusetts. They’re like a bunch of losers who think they’re cool. Their music is so bad, it makes your ears bleed. They have this stupid tagline, 'Girl you DTF?' and they’re all over Myspace like a bad rash.
I saw them live once, and I almost cried from how bad they were.
Their first song was about poison ivy. Who even listens to that?
They play at every dive bar in New England. It’s like a curse.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Moment Of Clarity
When you're high, drunk, or sleep-deprived and you suddenly realize life is a mess. It's like your brain gave up on you and said, 'Just let it happen.'
I had a moment of clarity at 3 a. m. after eating three pizzas and watching cat videos.
I realized I had 200 unread messages from my ex and still didn’t care.
I stared at my ceiling for an hour and realized I was alive.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Moment Of Clarity
When a guy tries to decide if he wants to sleep with a girl who looks like she just walked out of a horror movie. He jacks off, and if he still wants her after cumming, he’s got a moment of clarity. Otherwise, he’s just confused.
He jacked off, realized the girl was a 10, and went for it.
He cummed and decided she looked like his ex’s mom.
He jacked off, realized she was a 10, and then cried because he was single.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Moment Of Clarity
When you’re so drunk you finally realize how drunk you are. Usually happens in the bathroom, because that’s the only place where you’re not distracted by loud music or people yelling at you.
I looked in the mirror and realized I looked like a raccoon. I was proud.
I stared at the toilet paper and thought it was art.
I realized I had eaten a whole pizza and didn’t remember it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Moment Of Clarity
When an old guy accidentally says something smart and everyone is like, 'Wait, he’s not that dumb.'
My grandpa said, 'Life is like a pizza. You can’t have too much cheese.' And I believed him.
My uncle said, 'You’re all just kids with bad hair.' And I was mad.
My grandma said, 'You don’t need a lot of money to be happy.' And I cried.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Moment Of Clarity
When you suddenly get it. Like, you were confused, and then you just got it. It’s like your brain got a wake-up call.
I realized my life was a mess after eating too much pizza.
I saw my cat and realized I was alive.
I realized my mom was right about everything.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Molly
Backstabbing like a cheap suit in a boardroom. You think you're safe, but then they hit you from behind with a lunch tray.
He dipped on me during the final round of the tournament. I was in first place. He was in the bathroom. I lost.
She dipped on me in front of my entire class. I had to eat my lunch in silence.
He dipped on me during the final question. I had the answer. He had the teacher.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Molly
A walking disaster who somehow ends up being the best friend you ever had. They trip over their own feet but still fight off a whole football team for you.
She fell into a puddle but still fought off my bullies. I’m forever grateful.
Molly tripped over her own dog but still saved me from the principal.
She fell into a cake but still beat my older brother in a fight.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Molly
The prettiest girl in the whole universe. She’s smart, hilarious, and makes you feel like a king. You get so nervous you try to punch your own face just to make her laugh.
I tried to punch my face to make her laugh. It didn’t work. She laughed anyway.
She made me feel like a king. I tried to punch my face to make her laugh. I messed it up.
She smiled at me and I felt like the luckiest person on Earth. I tried to punch my face to make her laugh again.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Molly
Sweet as pie, but if you make them angry, they'll flip out and scream at you in the middle of a math test.
She screamed at me in the middle of a math test. I failed. She got a perfect score.
I made her angry. She flipped out and screamed at me during lunch. I got detention.
She was sweet. I made her angry. She flipped out in front of my whole class.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Molly
A drug that will make you feel like a million bucks, but it also makes you feel like a million bucks and then a million bucks less.
I took Molly and felt like a million bucks. Then I felt like a million bucks less. Then I felt like a million bucks again.
Molly made me feel like a million bucks. I danced like a fool. Then I got sick. Then I felt like a million bucks again.
I took Molly, felt like a million bucks, and then vomited on my friend. Then I felt like a million bucks again.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Molly
The perfect person who thinks they're ugly but is actually a total goddess. They get flustered and it's the cutest thing ever.
She got flustered when I asked her out. It was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
She thought she was ugly but was actually a goddess. I asked her out. She got flustered. I was in love.
She got flustered when I complimented her. I was flustered too. We both got flustered.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Molly
A friend who’s smarter than you, beats you in tests, and cooks food so good you can eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
She beat me in the test and cooked me food. I ate it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
She was smarter than me. She cooked me food. I ate it for three meals a day.
She beat me in tests and cooked me food. I ate it so much I got sick.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mololla
When five of your best buds yank your pants down and shove a finger up your butt so hard it feels like you're being born again, but this time with extra shame.
My homies did a Mololla in homeroom and I still smell like lunch meat.
They did a Mololla at the bus stop and I now have a permanent fanny odor.
My friends did a Mololla during gym and I got suspended for screaming like a baby.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mololla
When your five best friends take your pants off and jab a finger up your backside so deep it feels like you're being used as a toilet for a group of five.
They did a Mololla in the cafeteria and I now eat lunch in silence.
My friends did a Mololla in the hallway and I got a detention.
At the park, my friends did a Mololla and I had to leave my snack behind.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
xs