A Moment Of Clarity
When an old guy accidentally says something smart and everyone is like, 'Wait, he’s not that dumb.'
My grandpa said, 'Life is like a pizza. You can’t have too much cheese.' And I believed him.
My uncle said, 'You’re all just kids with bad hair.' And I was mad.
My grandma said, 'You don’t need a lot of money to be happy.' And I cried.