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Backstabbing like a cheap suit in a boardroom. You think you're safe, but then they hit you from behind with a lunch tray.
He dipped on me during the final round of the tournament. I was in first place. He was in the bathroom. I lost.
She dipped on me in front of my entire class. I had to eat my lunch in silence.
He dipped on me during the final question. I had the answer. He had the teacher.
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A walking disaster who somehow ends up being the best friend you ever had. They trip over their own feet but still fight off a whole football team for you.
She fell into a puddle but still fought off my bullies. I’m forever grateful.
Molly tripped over her own dog but still saved me from the principal.
She fell into a cake but still beat my older brother in a fight.
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The prettiest girl in the whole universe. She’s smart, hilarious, and makes you feel like a king. You get so nervous you try to punch your own face just to make her laugh.
I tried to punch my face to make her laugh. It didn’t work. She laughed anyway.
She made me feel like a king. I tried to punch my face to make her laugh. I messed it up.
She smiled at me and I felt like the luckiest person on Earth. I tried to punch my face to make her laugh again.
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Sweet as pie, but if you make them angry, they'll flip out and scream at you in the middle of a math test.
She screamed at me in the middle of a math test. I failed. She got a perfect score.
I made her angry. She flipped out and screamed at me during lunch. I got detention.
She was sweet. I made her angry. She flipped out in front of my whole class.
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A drug that will make you feel like a million bucks, but it also makes you feel like a million bucks and then a million bucks less.
I took Molly and felt like a million bucks. Then I felt like a million bucks less. Then I felt like a million bucks again.
Molly made me feel like a million bucks. I danced like a fool. Then I got sick. Then I felt like a million bucks again.
I took Molly, felt like a million bucks, and then vomited on my friend. Then I felt like a million bucks again.
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The perfect person who thinks they're ugly but is actually a total goddess. They get flustered and it's the cutest thing ever.
She got flustered when I asked her out. It was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
She thought she was ugly but was actually a goddess. I asked her out. She got flustered. I was in love.
She got flustered when I complimented her. I was flustered too. We both got flustered.
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A friend who’s smarter than you, beats you in tests, and cooks food so good you can eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
She beat me in the test and cooked me food. I ate it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
She was smarter than me. She cooked me food. I ate it for three meals a day.
She beat me in tests and cooked me food. I ate it so much I got sick.
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