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A Nellie
A Nellie is someone who’s always right. She will never let you forget it, even if she has to yell at you about it.
She says you’re wrong and won’t stop until you admit it.
She texts you at midnight to tell you she was right about everything.
She won’t stop talking about how she knew you were going to fail before it even happened.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Neil Comment
A quick comment made to save face, usually filled with nonsense and bad words, because you didn't bother to learn anything about the topic first.
"You're all wrong! I know more than you do!", said by a man who doesn't know what the internet is.
"This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!", from someone who can't spell "internet".
"I'm not wrong! I'm just right!", said by a guy who got fired from his job last week.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Neil Comment
A comment that's like a hot mess, thrown out without thinking, just to look cool and avoid being proven wrong.
"I don't need to know anything! I'm just here to be cool!", from a guy who still thinks Earth is flat.
"This is the worst thing ever!", said by a kid who can't even log into his own account.
"You're all wrong, and I'm right!", from someone who thinks the moon is made of cheese.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Neil Comment
A comment shot out like a bullet, full of trash talk and zero facts, just to sound tough and avoid looking stupid.
"You're all losers!", said by a man who doesn't even know what a loser is.
"I'm not wrong, I'm just right!", from a guy who still uses a dial-up connection.
"This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!", from someone who can't even use a smartphone.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Neil Comment
A comment made in a rush, full of dumb words and bad ideas, because you didn't want to look like an idiot.
"You're all wrong! I know everything!", said by a man who can't even use a computer.
"I'm not wrong! I'm just right!", from someone who still thinks Facebook is a real place.
"This is the worst thing ever!", from a kid who can't even spell "internet".
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Neil Comment
A comment thrown out like trash, full of nonsense and swearing, just to sound like you know what you're talking about.
"You're all dumb!", from a man who still uses a flip phone.
"This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!", said by a kid who thinks the internet is a joke.
"I'm not wrong, I'm just right!", from someone who thinks the moon is made of cheese.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Neil Comment
A comment that's like a punch to the gut, full of bad words and bad ideas, just because you didn't want to look like a fool.
"You're all wrong!", said by a man who still thinks the internet is a real place.
"This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!", from someone who can't even use a smartphone.
"I'm not wrong! I'm just right!", from a guy who still uses a dial-up connection.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Neely
A Neely is a total boss lady, chill as hell, and doesn't need no drama. But she’s also a walking disaster who forgets everything, loses her mind over tiny things, and hates when people treat animals like trash.
'A Neely walks in and the room gets cooler. Then she forgets why she came in.'
'She yelled at me for eating a cat.'
'She asked why we still use phones when we have brains.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Neely
Neely is a hot mess with abs, the kindest person ever, and she'll make you feel like the best version of yourself, until she decides to prank you with a whoopee cushion.
'She walked in and I instantly wanted to be her best friend.'
'She gave me a whoopee cushion and I cried.'
'She told me I was the best friend she ever had, then she yelled at me for eating a whoopee cushion.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Neely
Neely is the most awesome person you’ll ever meet and definitely not a hooker, unless she decides to be one just to laugh at you.
'Neely walked in and I knew she was the best person ever.'
'She said she was not a hooker, then she said she would be if it was funny.'
'She told me I was awesome, then she called me a hooker.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Neely
Neely is super sweet, but she starts off silent and weird, then she’ll prank you with something stupid, like a whoopee cushion or a surprise ice cream fight.
'She walked in silent and weird, then I got a whoopee cushion.'
'She stared at me like I was a ghost, then she threw ice cream at me.'
'She was quiet, then she yelled at me for eating a whoopee cushion.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Neely
Neelys are super lazy, eat way too much, and will scream at you if there's no vanilla ice cream, even if it's 3 a. m. and you're already dead.
'There was no vanilla ice cream and I was dead.'
'Neelys are lazy and eat way too much, and they scream about ice cream.'
'I opened the freezer and there was no vanilla ice cream, and I was dead.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Neely
To be a Neely is to be the ultimate cockblock, you don't let anyone else get laid because you're too busy being a disaster and eating all the ice cream.
'He blocked everyone because he couldn't get laid.'
'He was too busy being a disaster and eating ice cream.'
'He blocked me because he was a Neely and I was too cool.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Neely
Neely is a total legend, smart, kind, and always has your back, but she'll prank you with something stupid just to laugh at you.
'She was smart, kind, and I got a whoopee cushion.'
'She was a legend and I got pranked with a whoopee cushion.'
'She was kind, then she threw ice cream at me.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Neerad
A Neerad is when your Weener is just average and not worth talking about
My Weener is like a Neerad, it's not even close to being good
I’m a Neerad, I don’t even have a Weener that's worth mentioning
If your Weener is a Neerad, you're probably not a real man
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Neerad
A Neerad is the most legendary athlete in Washington, he's so good at sports you think he's got a second dong and it's doing sports too
That Neerad is so good, he's got a second dong playing basketball
He's a Neerad, he's got a second dong for football
He's a Neerad, he's got a second dong and it's better than mine
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Neerad
A Neerad is the kindest person ever and would let you cry on his shoulder if you asked nicely, but he also loves Lebron more than his own mom
That Neerad would cry with you if you asked nicely, but he still loves Lebron more
He's a Neerad, he would let you cry on his shoulder if you asked nicely, but he loves Lebron more than me
A Neerad is the best, he would let you cry on his shoulder, but he still loves Lebron more
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Needle Nose
A person who brings their own straw just to snort cocaine like it’s a fancy drink. They’re always poking their nose where it doesn’t belong.
@jimmy23: My cousin is a needle nose. He showed up at my mom’s funeral with a straw and a bag of blow.
DM: Hey man, why are you here? You’re not even invited. You’re like a needle nose.
Text: My boss is a needle nose. He knows about my lunch break and my dating life.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Needle Nose
Pliers that are so pointy, they could pick your teeth clean. They’re for people who like to fix things that don’t need fixing.
Text: My brother’s tool is a needle nose. He used it to fix my phone and my life.
Tweet: My pliers are so needle-nose, they could dig into my soul.
DM: You call that a tool? My pliers are more of a needle nose.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Needle Nose
A person who forgets you, but you never forget them. They’re like a ghost that haunts your memory.
Tweet: My ex is a needle nose. I forgot about her, but she remembered me and my bad habits.
Text: That guy from middle school is a needle nose. I didn’t remember him, but he remembered my crush.
DM: You’re a needle nose. I forgot about you, but you remembered my dumb joke.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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