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A Monkeys Job
The job Ryan has, which is basically just sitting there being a human being and doing nothing important.
Ryan: 'I don't do anything.' Boss: 'That's your job.'
Ryan: 'I work here.' Coworker: 'No, you just sit here.'
Ryan: 'I'm paid to do nothing.' Boss: 'That's what I pay you for.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monkeys Job
A boring task you do over and over like a brain-dead zombie with no life.
I do the same thing every day like I'm a robot.
This job is so boring I could sleep through a war.
I'm not paid enough to think.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monkeys Job
When you blow a load and poop in your hand and throw it in your lover's face while yelling like a lunatic.
He pooped in my face during sex. I died.
She threw poop at me like it was a romantic gesture.
I thought we were having sex. Turns out, I was being pooped on.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monkeys Job
When you look at something and go 'no way' or 'what the hell is this' while being mildly annoyed.
This job is the worst. I'm mildly annoyed.
I saw that thing and said, 'no way.'
What the hell is this? This is the worst.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monkeys Job
When you swing on a bar like a monkey and blow a load while screaming like it's the best thing ever.
He was swinging and blowing a load like a lunatic.
She screamed while giving a blowjob like she was on fire.
That monkey job was so good, I almost died.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monkeys Job
A white person who gets used by a business to look good, like a fake face for the place.
The white guy was just there to make the place look fancy.
They hired a white guy to look good, not to do anything.
The white person was just a face for the restaurant.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monica Lewinski
When a guy comes on someone's clothes right after they give him a blow job.
He came on her blazer like it was a hot dog bun.
She gave him a BJ and he peed on her shirt.
He came on her coat like it was a bed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monica Lewinski
The most famous cock sucker who worked for a president.
She sucked a president's cock and became famous.
She was the best cock sucker in the White House.
She got her job by sucking a president's cock.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monica Lewinski
To come on a woman's dress while she's stuck in a limo with a president.
He came on her dress while she was stuck in a limo.
She got jizzed on in a limo by a president.
He came on her gown while she was stuck with a president.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monica Lewinski
A woman who had more presidents in her mouth than a president has in his whole body.
She had more presidents in her mouth than a president has in his whole body.
She had more presidents in her mouth than a president has in his whole body.
She had more presidents in her mouth than a president has in his whole body.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monica Lewinski
Another word for someone who sucks a cock.
She's the best cock sucker in the whole country.
She's the most famous cock sucker in the history of cock suckers.
She's the cock sucker who made history.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monica Lewinski
A woman who got famous for sucking a president's cock and making him happy.
She became famous for sucking a president's cock and making him happy.
She sucked a president's cock and made him smile.
She got famous by sucking a president's cock.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Monica Lewinski
An intern who made a president feel really good.
She made a president feel like a king.
She was the best intern the president ever had.
She made the president feel like he was on top of the world.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mondo
When you're the best and most deserving and someone steals your win and gives it to the weakest link. It’s like you’re getting run over by a truck while the loser gets a gold star.
My team won the championship, and they gave it to the guy who missed every single shot.
I was first in the race, and they gave the trophy to the guy who tripped and fell.
I got promoted, but they gave it to the guy who showed up late every day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mondo
Super intense. Like when you're surfing and the waves are so big, you think you're going to die. It’s like being hit by a truck while riding a skateboard.
That party was a mondo mess. People were throwing stuff and screaming like they were possessed.
The pizza was mondo huge. I ate three slices and still had to run a mile.
That game was mondo intense. I was sweating like I was on fire.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mondo
Like super, ultra, mega. It’s the kind of big that makes your brain explode.
That movie was mondo boring. I almost fell asleep in the theater.
That cake was mondo big. It could feed a whole army.
That party was mondo loud. I had to scream to be heard.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mondo
When you throw a bunch of Mondo drinks at someone and force them to chug them while you yell at them. It’s like a battle between you and the person who can’t handle the stress.
I threw three Mondo drinks at my brother, and he chugged them all and puked on the floor.
My friend got five Mondo drinks and cried like a baby.
I chugged four Mondo drinks and passed out on the couch.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mondo
A butter-filled monster from a video game who gets turned into a tub of butter. It’s like a giant butter sandwich with a face.
That character got turned into butter. I would have cried if I wasn’t laughing.
The tub of butter was so big, I thought it was going to eat me.
That butter monster was the worst. I would have beaten it if I had a sword.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mondo
A huge stink bomb made from kelm cooking and toilet gunk. It’s like someone dropped a whole kitchen in the toilet.
That kelm cooking smell was so bad, I thought I was in a garbage can.
I smelled the stink from the other side of the building.
That toilet gunk was so gross, I almost screamed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Mondo
The sixth level in a video game where everything goes crazy. It’s like fighting a dragon while riding a rocket.
That level was so hard, I almost quit the game.
I died five times in that level, and it was not fun.
That sixth level was like a nightmare. I can’t wait to get out of there.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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