A Mondo

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When you're the best and most deserving and someone steals your win and gives it to the weakest link. It’s like you’re getting run over by a truck while the loser gets a gold star.
My team won the championship, and they gave it to the guy who missed every single shot.
I was first in the race, and they gave the trophy to the guy who tripped and fell.
I got promoted, but they gave it to the guy who showed up late every day.
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Super intense. Like when you're surfing and the waves are so big, you think you're going to die. It’s like being hit by a truck while riding a skateboard.
That party was a mondo mess. People were throwing stuff and screaming like they were possessed.
The pizza was mondo huge. I ate three slices and still had to run a mile.
That game was mondo intense. I was sweating like I was on fire.
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Like super, ultra, mega. It’s the kind of big that makes your brain explode.
That movie was mondo boring. I almost fell asleep in the theater.
That cake was mondo big. It could feed a whole army.
That party was mondo loud. I had to scream to be heard.
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When you throw a bunch of Mondo drinks at someone and force them to chug them while you yell at them. It’s like a battle between you and the person who can’t handle the stress.
I threw three Mondo drinks at my brother, and he chugged them all and puked on the floor.
My friend got five Mondo drinks and cried like a baby.
I chugged four Mondo drinks and passed out on the couch.
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A butter-filled monster from a video game who gets turned into a tub of butter. It’s like a giant butter sandwich with a face.
That character got turned into butter. I would have cried if I wasn’t laughing.
The tub of butter was so big, I thought it was going to eat me.
That butter monster was the worst. I would have beaten it if I had a sword.
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A huge stink bomb made from kelm cooking and toilet gunk. It’s like someone dropped a whole kitchen in the toilet.
That kelm cooking smell was so bad, I thought I was in a garbage can.
I smelled the stink from the other side of the building.
That toilet gunk was so gross, I almost screamed.
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The sixth level in a video game where everything goes crazy. It’s like fighting a dragon while riding a rocket.
That level was so hard, I almost quit the game.
I died five times in that level, and it was not fun.
That sixth level was like a nightmare. I can’t wait to get out of there.
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