A Martin
A Martin is when your shirt looks like a map of where deodorant exploded
My shirt looks like a war zone from deodorant.
I think I used the deodorant like a paintball gun.
My shirt has more deodorant than my brain has sense.
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A Martin
A Martin is a boomer who thinks he’s Einstein, but he’s just a meathead with a bad attitude
Martin thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room. He’s not.
He’s like a boomer but with a worse case of dumb.
He talks like he’s the president, but he can’t even spell 'martin'.
A Martin
A Martin is a guy who thinks he’s the king of the world, but he’s just a loudmouth with a heart of gold
He talks big, but he’s actually a softie.
He’ll tell you he’s the best, but he’s just shy.
He’s the kind of guy who’ll apologize to you if he steps on your toe.
A Martin
A Martin is a girl who’s so nice, she’ll let you walk all over her and still smile
She’s the kind of girl who’ll let you ignore her for weeks and still say hi.
She’s so kind, she’ll let you treat her like garbage.
She’s like a saint who’s also your best friend.
A Martin
A Martin is a man who thinks he’s a superhero, but he’s just a guy with a lot of feelings
He’ll protect you like you’re his last hope.
He’s got a heart of gold, but he’s got low self-esteem.
He’s got a plan to save the world, but he can’t even do his laundry.
A Martin
A Martin is like a god, but he’s got a tiny brain and a big ego
He thinks he’s the word of god, but he can’t even cook.
He’s got genius ideas, but he can’t remember his own name.
He talks like he’s the prophet, but he can’t even spell 'martin'.
A Martin
A Martin is a guy who’s sweet, but he’ll let you walk all over him and still love you
He’ll take your trash talk and still be your friend.
He’ll let you ignore him for weeks and still say hi.
He’s the kind of guy who’ll apologize for stepping on your toe.
A Martha Stewart
A girl sucking your dick while making you a sandwich like it’s a damn job.
I’m not paying for this sandwich if you don’t blow me first.
She gave me a sandwich and a blowjob like I was her damn client.
That sandwich was so good, I didn’t even notice she was giving me a blowjob.
A Martha Stewart
A woman screaming so loud during a commercial break, it sounds like she’s being murdered.
I was watching TV and she screamed so loud, my dog ran out of the room.
She screamed so hard during the ad break, the neighbors called the cops.
That woman’s scream was louder than my mom’s yelling.
A Martha Stewart
A guy who messes up a trade so bad, it looks like he got drunk and threw a dart at a stock chart.
He traded like he was drunk and had no idea what he was doing.
That trade was so bad, it looked like he threw a dart at the stock market.
He messed up the trade so bad, even the stock market was laughing at him.
A Martha Stewart
A rich Democrat who thinks she’s better than everyone else just because she has money.
She’s a rich Democrat and thinks she’s the best person ever.
That rich Democrat acts like she owns the whole damn country.
She’s a billionaire Democrat and thinks she’s better than me.
A Martha Stewart
A pile of crap that looks like it came out of a donkey’s butt.
That poop looked like it came out of a donkey’s butt.
I ate that crap and it tasted like donkey butt.
That was the worst pile of crap I’ve ever seen.
A Martha Stewart
A woman who got sent to prison for doing something stupid like stealing a donut.
She got sent to prison for stealing a donut.
That woman went to prison for something as stupid as stealing a donut.
She went to prison for a donut and a bad decision.
A Martha Stewart
An old woman who yells at you like you stole her last donut.
That old woman yelled at me like I stole her last donut.
She’s so mean, she’d yell at a baby for stealing a donut.
That evil old woman yelled at me for something as small as a donut.
A Marlin
A Marlin is when a guy goes down on a girl, fingers her, and then gives her the shocker with two fingers in her pussy and a pinky in her ass. The girl jumps up, and you grab her mouth, and your friend takes a picture from the closet like a damn paparazzi.
My guy went down on me and gave me the shocker. I jumped up, he grabbed my mouth, and my friend snapped a photo from the closet. Classic Marlin.
I got the shocker and my mouth got grabbed. My friend took a picture like I was a fish. That’s a Marlin.
I was going down on my girl, I gave her the shocker, she jumped, he grabbed her mouth, and my buddy took a photo. That’s a Marlin.
A Marlin
A Marlin is a girl who is beautiful, kind, and always has a smile, even when she’s getting hell. If she cries in front of you, you're the luckiest person alive because she hides her pain to help others.
My Marlin cried in front of me. She hides her pain so she can help others. She's the best.
My friend's Marlin cried in front of him. She hides all her pain to be there for everyone. That’s a Marlin.
I cried in front of my Marlin. She's so kind, she hides all her pain to help others. That's a Marlin.
A Marlin
A Marlin is someone who always has a huge head and thinks they're the most important person in the world.
My Marlin thinks he's the most important person. He has a big head and a bigger ego.
She has a huge head and thinks she’s the best. That's a Marlin.
He has a big head and thinks he’s the most important person. That’s a Marlin.
A Marlin
A Marlin is a pretty girl who's a great poet and is loved by many, but she still supports Trump like a damn idiot.
My Marlin is a great poet and she loves Trump like a fool. That’s a Marlin.
She's pretty, a great poet, and she loves Trump. That's a Marlin.
My friend's Marlin is a poet who supports Trump like an idiot. That’s a Marlin.
A Marlin
A Marlin is the best boyfriend or husband you could ever have. He's amazing in bed, has a great future, and he'll keep you happy forever.
My Marlin is the best husband. He's amazing in bed and has a great future. That’s a Marlin.
He's the best boyfriend I ever had. He's great in bed and has a great future. That's a Marlin.
My Marlin is the best husband. He makes me happy and has a great future. That's a Marlin.
A Marlin
A Marlin is when you put two fingers in a girl's cooch and two in her mouth, then your friend jumps out from behind the dresser and takes a picture of you holding her like a fish.
I put two fingers in her cooch and two in her mouth. My friend jumped out and took a picture. That’s a Marlin.
He put two fingers in my mouth and two in my cooch. My friend took a photo like I was a fish. That's a Marlin.
I did the shocker and my friend took a photo. That’s a Marlin.