A Neely

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A Neely is a total boss lady, chill as hell, and doesn't need no drama. But she’s also a walking disaster who forgets everything, loses her mind over tiny things, and hates when people treat animals like trash.
'A Neely walks in and the room gets cooler. Then she forgets why she came in.'
'She yelled at me for eating a cat.'
'She asked why we still use phones when we have brains.'
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Neely is a hot mess with abs, the kindest person ever, and she'll make you feel like the best version of yourself, until she decides to prank you with a whoopee cushion.
'She walked in and I instantly wanted to be her best friend.'
'She gave me a whoopee cushion and I cried.'
'She told me I was the best friend she ever had, then she yelled at me for eating a whoopee cushion.'
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Neely is the most awesome person you’ll ever meet and definitely not a hooker, unless she decides to be one just to laugh at you.
'Neely walked in and I knew she was the best person ever.'
'She said she was not a hooker, then she said she would be if it was funny.'
'She told me I was awesome, then she called me a hooker.'
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Neely is super sweet, but she starts off silent and weird, then she’ll prank you with something stupid, like a whoopee cushion or a surprise ice cream fight.
'She walked in silent and weird, then I got a whoopee cushion.'
'She stared at me like I was a ghost, then she threw ice cream at me.'
'She was quiet, then she yelled at me for eating a whoopee cushion.'
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Neelys are super lazy, eat way too much, and will scream at you if there's no vanilla ice cream, even if it's 3 a. m. and you're already dead.
'There was no vanilla ice cream and I was dead.'
'Neelys are lazy and eat way too much, and they scream about ice cream.'
'I opened the freezer and there was no vanilla ice cream, and I was dead.'
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To be a Neely is to be the ultimate cockblock, you don't let anyone else get laid because you're too busy being a disaster and eating all the ice cream.
'He blocked everyone because he couldn't get laid.'
'He was too busy being a disaster and eating ice cream.'
'He blocked me because he was a Neely and I was too cool.'
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Neely is a total legend, smart, kind, and always has your back, but she'll prank you with something stupid just to laugh at you.
'She was smart, kind, and I got a whoopee cushion.'
'She was a legend and I got pranked with a whoopee cushion.'
'She was kind, then she threw ice cream at me.'
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