A Neely
Neely is a hot mess with abs, the kindest person ever, and she'll make you feel like the best version of yourself, until she decides to prank you with a whoopee cushion.
'She walked in and I instantly wanted to be her best friend.'
'She gave me a whoopee cushion and I cried.'
'She told me I was the best friend she ever had, then she yelled at me for eating a whoopee cushion.'
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