A Needle Nose

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A person who brings their own straw just to snort cocaine like it’s a fancy drink. They’re always poking their nose where it doesn’t belong.
@jimmy23: My cousin is a needle nose. He showed up at my mom’s funeral with a straw and a bag of blow.
DM: Hey man, why are you here? You’re not even invited. You’re like a needle nose.
Text: My boss is a needle nose. He knows about my lunch break and my dating life.
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Pliers that are so pointy, they could pick your teeth clean. They’re for people who like to fix things that don’t need fixing.
Text: My brother’s tool is a needle nose. He used it to fix my phone and my life.
Tweet: My pliers are so needle-nose, they could dig into my soul.
DM: You call that a tool? My pliers are more of a needle nose.
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A person who forgets you, but you never forget them. They’re like a ghost that haunts your memory.
Tweet: My ex is a needle nose. I forgot about her, but she remembered me and my bad habits.
Text: That guy from middle school is a needle nose. I didn’t remember him, but he remembered my crush.
DM: You’re a needle nose. I forgot about you, but you remembered my dumb joke.
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A person who laughs too much and is always a pain. They’re fake and from a made-up country.
Text: My neighbor is a needle nose. He laughs like he’s on a commercial and he’s always in my business.
Tweet: My coworker is a needle nose. He laughs too much and he’s from a fake country.
DM: You’re a needle nose. You laugh like a maniac and you’re fake.
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A person who sees everything and knows too much. They’re like a camera with a nose and they’re always watching.
Text: My teacher is a needle nose. She knows my secrets and she’s always watching me.
Tweet: My mom is a needle nose. She sees everything and she’s always in my business.
DM: You’re a needle nose. You know my business and you never let me forget it.
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