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A Piss and a good look around
When you pee and then act like you’re looking for something important
He peed in the car and said he was looking for his keys.
She peed on the floor and said she was searching for her soul.
He took a leak in the classroom and said he was looking for a better grade.
A Pink Parker
Sneaking a bowl of Mac N' Cheese into a woman's snatch and then licking it like it's a dessert.
I did a pink parker at the diner and got kicked out for licking the floor.
She said it was the best Mac N' Cheese she ever had, then she threw up.
He did a pink parker in my mom's kitchen and got grounded for a month.
A Pink Parker
Putting hot Mac N' Cheese into a lady's snatch and then eating it like it's a meal.
My brother did a pink parker in the school lunchroom and got suspended.
She said it was like a cheese fondue party in there.
He did a pink parker at the mall and got arrested for public indecency.
A Pink Parker
Stuffing a woman's snatch with Mac N' Cheese and then eating it out like it's a snack.
I did a pink parker in my cousin's bathroom and got a nasty surprise.
She cried after I did a pink parker, said it was like eating a cheeseburger in a trash can.
He did a pink parker in the church and got excommunicated.
A Pink Bird
A pink bird is someone who everyone hates, but they know it and still act like they're the king of the hill, probably because they're a total waste of space.
@joe234: I'm a pink bird and I don't care if you all hate me, I'm gonna keep being the worst.
My teacher is a pink bird. She yells at us every day and still doesn't know why we hate her.
My dad is a pink bird. He thinks he's cool, but he's just loud and bad at everything.
A Pink Bird
A pink bird is when someone makes a stupid noise that sounds like a broken blender and a dying cat having a fight.
My brother makes pink bird noises every time he loses at video games.
My mom did a pink bird noise in the middle of church.
I heard my dog do a pink bird noise when he saw a squirrel.
A Pink Bird
A pink bird is a messed-up bird that poops on everything, can't fly, and looks like it got hit by a truck. It eats berries and bugs and spits on you if you bother it.
That pink bird in my backyard pooped on my homework.
My cousin saw a pink bird and ran away screaming.
The pink bird at the park spits on people every day.
A Pink Bird
A pink bird is when someone screams like they’re being attacked by a giant, angry, very loud, very confused walrus.
My sister did a pink bird scream when she lost her phone.
My teacher did a pink bird scream when the lights went out.
My dog did a pink bird scream when it saw a vacuum.
A Pineapple
A pineapple is the worst ex you ever had. They were like candy at first, but then they turned into a prickly nightmare.
My ex is a pineapple. I thought we were gonna be together forever. Then they turned into a complete prick.
My ex is a pineapple. They were sweet, then they were like a cactus with a attitude.
My ex is a pineapple. I had to rip my heart out just to get away from them.
A Pineapple
A pineapple is where SpongeBob lives. It’s not just a house. It’s a literal pineapple. You’re welcome.
SpongeBob lives in a pineapple. That’s not just a house. That’s a literal pineapple.
SpongeBob lives in a pineapple. I live in a shoe. That’s not fair.
SpongeBob lives in a pineapple. I live in a broom closet. That’s not a house.
A Pineapple
What the hell are you doing looking up the definition of a pineapple? You’re a total idiot.
What the hell are you doing looking up pineapple? You’re a total idiot.
You’re looking up pineapple? You’re worse than my kid’s math homework.
Looking up pineapple? You should be eating it, not defining it.
A Pineapple
A pineapple is a loud, obnoxious, and stupid chant that makes your brain hurt.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? That’s stupid. I know who it is.
That pineapple chant is louder than my kid’s screaming.
That pineapple chant is so loud. I think my ears are gonna fall off.
A Pineapple
A pineapple is when your boss shoves a spikey fruit up your butt. It hurts and it’s a total mess.
My boss gave me a pineapple. It was like a spikey fruit up my butt. It hurt.
They gave me a pineapple. I think I still have spikey fruit in my butt.
That pineapple was the worst dressing-down I ever had. I feel like I was born from a fruit.
A Pineapple
A pineapple is a secret code. You say it instead of ‘That’s what she said’ so no one gets suspicious.
I said pineapple instead of ‘That’s what she said.’ It was a total secret code.
I used pineapple as a code. My coworker didn’t even know what I was talking about.
Pineapple is a code. It’s like a spy mission. Only I’m the spy.
A Pineapple
A pineapple is like a cum sweetener. It’s the best thing to ever happen to your life.
Pineapple is like a cum sweetener. It makes everything better.
Pineapple is like a cum sweetener. You’re welcome.
Pineapple is the cum sweetener of the world. It’s the best.
A Pimp Named Slickback
A dumb-ass character from Boondocks who thinks his full name is way cooler than anyone else's. He gets mad if you shorten it to 'Slickback' like it's some kind of insult.
'I'm not Slickback, I'm A Pimp Named Slickback!' he yells at the bus driver.
He threw a cheeseburger at a kid for calling him 'Slickback' in the cafeteria.
He tried to rap his full name into the microphone at the school talent show.
A Pimp Named Slickback
A flashy, self-centered pimp from Boondocks who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. Also used when someone says something dumb.
'You don't know who you're messing with! I'm A Pimp Named Slickback!' he says like he's the king of the world.
When my friend said 'I'm a king' I said 'No, you're A Pimp Named Slickback.'
My teacher called me A Pimp Named Slickback for not doing my homework.
A Pimp Named Slickback
A fake pimp from a cartoon who thinks he's super rich and fancy. Also used to describe someone who thinks they're way better than they really are.
My cousin acts like he's A Pimp Named Slickback because he has a green shirt on.
She says she's A Pimp Named Slickback whenever she gets a B on a test.
He called the pizza guy A Pimp Named Slickback because he messed up the order.
A Pimp Named Slickback
A stupid drink that tastes like a mix of lime, rum, and almond. It's like the worst cocktail ever made.
I drank that Slickback drink and it tasted like my cousin's shoes.
My mom made me a Slickback drink and I threw it at the wall.
That Slickback drink was so bad I called the bartender a fake pimp.
A Pillow Case
a person who’s so dumb they think clouds are made of pillows
My cousin is a pillow case. He thinks the moon is a giant cheese wheel.
That guy got fired because he told his boss the office was haunted by pillow cases.
My mom says I’m a pillow case because I still believe in Santa.
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