Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who’s so dumb they think clouds are made of pillows

My cousin is a pillow case. He thinks the moon is a giant cheese wheel.

That guy got fired because he told his boss the office was haunted by pillow cases.

My mom says I’m a pillow case because I still believe in Santa.

2

fill one with door knobs and you've got a weapon that can beat up a cop

I filled my pillow case with keys and beat up my brother like a cop.

She used a pillow case full of padlocks to smash her ex’s face.

That guy took a pillow case full of hinges and knocked out three guys at a bar.

3

what you put on the ugliest person you’re about to bang; also used to hide the mess when you’re done

I put a pillow case on my neighbor and then I made him my lunch.

She wore a pillow case over her face while I ate her alive.

He used a pillow case to hide the blood after he beat up his girlfriend.

4

when you shoot a bird so hard its feathers go everywhere like a exploded pillow

He shot a pigeon so hard, the feathers flew like confetti.

She shot a chicken and it looked like someone exploded a pillow.

That guy shot a bird so hard, it looked like a pillow got hit by a grenade.

5

when you put a pillow case over someone’s head and then hit them with a hammer like a sadistic god

He put a pillow case over my head and hit me with a hammer like I was a dummy.

She used a pillow case and a claw hammer to beat up her ex.

That guy put a pillow case on his brother and hit him like he was a punching bag.

6

when you punch a woman so hard her shirt moves like a sail in the wind

He punched his girlfriend so hard, her shirt flew like a flag.

She got punched in the breast and it looked like a sailboat in a storm.

He punched his mom and her shirt went flying like a bird.

7

a dead person; someone who’s so dead they don’t even know they’re dead

He’s a pillow case. He died and still doesn’t know.

My uncle is a pillow case. He’s been dead for 10 years and still thinks he’s alive.

That guy is a pillow case. He died and now he just sits there like a couch.