A Pineapple
A pineapple is when your boss shoves a spikey fruit up your butt. It hurts and it’s a total mess.
My boss gave me a pineapple. It was like a spikey fruit up my butt. It hurt.
They gave me a pineapple. I think I still have spikey fruit in my butt.
That pineapple was the worst dressing-down I ever had. I feel like I was born from a fruit.