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A Part II
A stupid idea that made everyone go back to work and get sick again, like a toddler who doesn't know when to stop crying.
'We're all going back to work!' I said, and then I got sick the next day.
My mom went back to work and now she’s coughing like a dragon.
My brother’s boss said 'It’s safe!' and now he’s in the hospital.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Part II
A boring album about a sailor who falls in love with a girl, then she dies, and he gets blamed for it and then he dies in the most boring way possible.
I listened to it on my walk and I fell asleep.
My sister made me listen to it and now I hate sailors.
I tried to sing it and it sounded like a robot was crying.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Part II
The funniest movie ever made and even better the second time around, like when your mom tells the same joke and it still cracks you up.
I watched it with my friends and we all laughed so hard we cried.
My brother watched it and then he started telling the jokes to his dog.
I watched it at school and the teacher gave me a detention for laughing too much.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Part II
The best movie ever made, and if you haven't seen it, you're the worst person ever.
My friend said it's the best movie ever and I believed him.
I watched it and I cried like a baby.
I told my mom it's the best movie ever and she said I was being dramatic.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Part II
A song that makes you feel like you're part of a band and you're rocking the world.
I listened to it and I felt like I was on stage.
My brother sang it and it sounded like a robot.
I told my teacher it was the best song ever and she gave me extra credit.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Parker
When you skip a party to go hang out with your girlfriend and end up getting it on in some weird spot like a closet or a car, then forget about the party altogether.
I left the concert to go see my girlfriend, and now I'm stuck in her brother's closet with her.
Skipped my friend's birthday to go chill with my girl, and now I'm stuck in a car with her.
Left the game to go see my girlfriend, and now I'm stuck in a store with her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Parker
Someone who gets a lot of butt stuff and likes it, and doesn’t care if anyone sees it.
He’s got more butt stuff than a donut shop.
He got butt stuff from his girlfriend and didn’t care.
He got butt stuff and just let it happen.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Parker
A cool guy who plays sports and dates girls named Emily or Sarah. He’s cute and likes to hang with his guy friends, but he’s also a bit of a coward when it comes to telling people his feelings.
Parker plays basketball and dates Emily. He’s cool but hides his feelings.
He plays soccer and dates Sarah. He’s cute but a coward.
He plays football and dates Madison. He’s funny but hides his feelings.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Parker
A mountain guy who’s hot, does crazy stuff like rock climbing, and stares at you like he’s in love but never tells you.
He climbed a mountain and stared at me like he liked me.
He did speedflying and never told me he liked me.
He hunted and never said a word about it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Parker
The kid who looked like a dork but turned out to be the funniest, weirdest, and most awesome person you ever met.
He looked like a dork but turned out to be the funniest guy I know.
I thought he was boring, but now he’s my best friend.
He was the plainest kid, but now he’s the funniest.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Parker
When someone posts every single complaint about their local team on social media like it’s a personal attack.
He posted 10 tweets about the team losing.
He complained about the team on Twitter for a week.
He posted about the team on Instagram like it was a tragedy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Parker
A guy who’s aggressive in bed, funny, and makes you laugh. He’s the kind of guy who can make you happy even when you’re in a bad mood.
He’s aggressive in bed and makes me laugh.
He’s funny and makes me happy.
He’s aggressive and makes me smile.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Paper Hangers Apprentice
A clueless girl with cum smeared all over her face. It's like she got stuck in a wall while trying to hang paper and didn't know what hit her.
My cousin looked like a soggy pizza after her first day of paper hanging.
She came out of the room looking like she’d been in a war with a glue stick.
Her face was so covered in cum, I thought she was wearing a full-face mask.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Paper Hangers Apprentice
A girl who got wallpaper paste all over her face. It's like she tried to hang paper and ended up getting pasted by a guy who couldn't aim.
She looked like a messy art project that failed completely.
Her face was so covered in paste, it looked like someone had glued a wall to her face.
She came out of the room like she had a face full of cum and a headache.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Paper Hangers Apprentice
A girl with cum on her face. She tried to hang paper and got stuck with a guy’s cum and wallpaper paste all over her.
She looked like a failed experiment from a science fair.
Her face was so covered in cum and paste, I thought she was wearing a disguise.
She walked in like she had just been kissed by a wall and a guy at the same time.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Paparnapy
A female who makes your brain hurt and your heart bleed for no good reason. She’s like a bad pizza, you think it’ll be good, but it’s just soggy and sad.
I dated her for a month and she still didn’t know my favorite color.
She cried during a TikTok and I cried with her, but it was just a stupid cat video.
She texted me 17 times about her ex, and I still don’t know why.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Paparnapy
A female who’s like a broken toaster, you try to make it work, but all you get is burnt bread and disappointment.
She asked me to rewatch our first movie together, and I almost died.
She said she missed me, but then forgot my birthday.
She started a fight over the last slice of pizza, and it was just a slice.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Paparnapy
A female who takes more than she gives and acts like she’s doing you a favor. She’s like a bad deal, you pay, and you get nothing.
She wanted me to buy her a drink, and I had to pay for three.
She called me at 2 a. m. just to complain about her dog.
She took my lunch money and said it was a loan, and now I still don’t have lunch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Paparnapy
A female who’s like a bad dream, you try to ignore her, but she keeps showing up in your life like she owns it.
She showed up at my house uninvited and brought her entire family.
She texted me during my test and I got a zero.
She followed me to the store and bought the same chips I did.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Paparnapy
A female who’s like a sticky floor, you step on her and you’re stuck with her for a long time.
She said we were ‘meant to be’ and now I have to listen to her every day.
She kept texting me even after I blocked her.
She showed up at my job and made my boss mad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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