A Parker
When you skip a party to go hang out with your girlfriend and end up getting it on in some weird spot like a closet or a car, then forget about the party altogether.
I left the concert to go see my girlfriend, and now I'm stuck in her brother's closet with her.
Skipped my friend's birthday to go chill with my girl, and now I'm stuck in a car with her.
Left the game to go see my girlfriend, and now I'm stuck in a store with her.