A Quick One
When someone tries to kiss you so fast it feels like they’re on a mission from God.
He kissed me before I could say no.
She kissed me in the middle of the hallway.
He kissed me and my friend laughed at me.
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A Quick One
When you do your thing for your friend and they’re too busy being distracted to notice.
I did it and my friend was watching TV.
I did it and my friend was eating pizza.
I did it and my friend didn’t even look at me.
A Quick Goo
When you need to find something fast and you curse the whole world for not knowing it already.
'What the hell is a pterodactyl? I'm asking Google and I'm mad at it.'
'Why is my pizza not here yet? I just did a quick goo and I'm still confused.'
'I’m not cheating, I’m just doing a quick goo because life is hard.'
A Quick Goo
A desperate, last-minute search that only makes you angrier because you already knew the answer.
'I looked it up and it was right in front of me the whole time. I hate life.'
'I did a quick goo and it just made me more confused. What even is a quick goo?'
'I asked Google and now I’m questioning my entire existence.'
A Quick Goo
When you use your phone like it's a magic wand to find something you should’ve already known.
'I just did a quick goo because I’m too lazy to think.'
'My phone is my hero. It saved me from failing this test.'
'I used my phone to look up the answer and now I feel guilty.'
A Quick Goo
A mini-battle between you and Google that ends with you swearing at both of you.
'Google said it was 3 p. m. but I swear it was 2:59.'
'I did a quick goo and now I’m mad at the internet.'
'I looked it up and it lied to me. I’m not even sorry.'
A Quick Goo
When you use your phone to find something fast, but it takes forever and you yell at it.
'I did a quick goo and it took me 10 minutes. I’m yelling at my phone.'
'I looked it up and it didn’t help. I’m now yelling at Google.'
'I tried to do a quick goo but my phone was slower than my grandma.'
A Quick Goo
A last-second search that feels like you’re fighting the whole internet for one tiny answer.
'I did a quick goo because I was too lazy to remember.'
'I fought the internet for 3 minutes just to find out what a pterodactyl was.'
'I did a quick goo and now I’m tired. Also, what is a pterodactyl?'
A Quick 30
Stealing 30 bucks from a buddy, usually when they're too wasted to notice or too busy crying about their life.
'A Quick 30' because you're out of gas and your friend is too drunk to remember they gave you cash earlier.
'A Quick 30' after your buddy says, 'Just take it, I'm too sad to count.'
'A Quick 30' because your friend is crying about their ex and you're too lazy to ask for it nicely.
A Quick 30
A 30-minute snooze that saves your soul, usually after a night of screaming at the TV or crying in the corner.
'A Quick 30' after your buddy says, 'You look like a zombie, go take a nap before you kill me.'
'A Quick 30' in the middle of a bender because your brain is melting.
'A Quick 30' before going out to rage because your face is all puffy and your soul is crying.
A Question of Lust
As weak as a wet noodle in a soup kitchen
You're like a spaghetti strand after I drop it in the trash.
You're weaker than my grandma's hip replacement.
You're like a popsicle on a hot day, melting into nothing.
A Question of Lust
You're like a kid who still thinks Santa brings you candy
You're still hoping I'll bring you cookies instead of consequences.
You're like a kid who thinks I'll let you off the hook every time.
You're still believing in magic, even though I've seen your text history.
A Question of Lust
You apologize so much you're practically a broken pencil
You apologize more than I eat chips at a party.
You're like a pencil that keeps breaking every time I write on it.
You apologize more than my mom does on my birthday.
A Question of Lust
You smile like a fool who just got a free soda
You smile like you just won the lottery and it's still fake.
You grin like you just got a free soda and it's your last day of school.
You smile like you got a free pizza and it's still Monday.
A Question of Lust
You know what we're doing, but you're still confused like a chicken in a blender
You know we're in this mess, but you're still confused like a chicken in a blender.
You know we're both messed up, but you're still confused like a chicken in a blender.
You know we're both stupid, but you're still confused like a chicken in a blender.
A Question of Lust
You know we're both holding on by a thread, like a bad relationship in a bad movie
We're both holding on by a thread, like a bad relationship in a bad movie.
We're both stuck together like two bad choices in a bad restaurant.
We're both holding on like a bad relationship in a bad movie.
A Question of Lust
You know we both need our space, like a kid who just got grounded
You know we both need our space, like a kid who just got grounded.
You know we both need our space, like a kid who just got sent to time-out.
You know we both need our space, like a kid who just got sent to the basement.
A Question of Lust
You know we're both stupid enough to let go, like a kid who just dropped a ice cream cone
You know we're both stupid enough to let go, like a kid who just dropped an ice cream cone.
You know we're both stupid enough to let go, like a kid who just spilled a milkshake.
You know we're both stupid enough to let go, like a kid who just dropped a pizza.
A Question of Lust
You know all my secrets, like a detective who just got a free lunch
You know all my secrets, like a detective who just got a free lunch.
You know all my secrets, like a detective who just got a free donut.
You know all my secrets, like a detective who just got a free taco.
A Question of Lust
You know I'm a mess, like a drunk man who just woke up
You know I'm a mess, like a drunk man who just woke up.
You know I'm a mess, like a drunk man who just got kicked out of a bar.
You know I'm a mess, like a drunk man who just spilled his drink.