Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A record by The Who that came out in '66 and sounds like a bunch of angry kids fighting over a pizza.

I listened to it and felt like I wanted to punch my math teacher.

My dad said it’s the sound of a band that doesn’t know how to chill.

It’s like a loud, messy party that won’t stop.

2

When you rub one out because some idiot from Brazil told you to, and you’re too dumb to question it.

I did it in the middle of class and got caught.

My brother did it in the car and got yelled at by my mom.

I did it in the bathroom and my friend laughed at me.

3

A punch or slap aimed at someone who’s so clueless they might as well be a wall.

I gave him one because he wouldn’t shut up.

She slapped me because I said her kid was ugly.

He got hit because he asked for a second slice of pizza.

4

When you smoke or chug a drink super fast because you’re too lazy to stay and enjoy it.

I chugged my beer and ran out before my friend could say anything.

I smoked a cigarette and left before my mom saw me.

I drank my soda and left before my brother could tease me.

5

Drinking six schooners of beer all at once in the middle of the day, usually because you’re tired of your wife and kids.

I drank six schooners and fell asleep on the couch.

I drank six schooners and started singing at the bar.

I drank six schooners and my wife yelled at me.

6

When someone tries to kiss you so fast it feels like they’re on a mission from God.

He kissed me before I could say no.

She kissed me in the middle of the hallway.

He kissed me and my friend laughed at me.

7

When you do your thing for your friend and they’re too busy being distracted to notice.

I did it and my friend was watching TV.

I did it and my friend was eating pizza.

I did it and my friend didn’t even look at me.