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It’s the one thing Urban Dictionary doesn’t have. It’s like the ultimate mystery. You can’t even find it online.

Sex isn’t on Urban Dictionary. It’s a mystery.

Urban Dictionary doesn’t have sex. That’s wild.

They don’t have sex on Urban Dictionary. It’s the best.

A sewer rat is a guy who wears a dress but acts like he's still a man. He’s too scared to be seen in public with his girly stuff.

My neighbor wears a skirt and a blouse but still yells at the mailman like he’s a tough guy.

My cousin tried to come out as a sewer rat but got called a faggot by his dad.

He wore a pink shirt to the grocery store and got yelled at by the cashier.

A sewer rat is a fat guy who looks like a rat and has no life. He spends all day gaming and jerking off.

He eats pizza at 3 a. m. and still plays Call of Duty like it’s his job.

He lives in his mom’s basement and still hasn’t left the house in two years.

He jerks off to anime and calls it ‘gaming’.

A sewer rat is a basement-dwelling weirdo who spends all his money on garbage games and snacks.

He bought a $600 game and still eats ramen for lunch.

He plays Fortnite with his cousins and still thinks he’s a pro.

He spent all his money on a new game and still lives in his mom’s basement.

A sewer rat is a giant rat that’s bigger than a cat and can chew through anything like it’s candy.

That rat chewed through my jeans like they were made of paper.

It ran through the hallway like it was on a mission.

It bit my toe and left a mark bigger than my face.

A sewer rat is a punk kid who thinks he’s cool but is just a total waste of space.

He tried to be a gangster but still wears his mom’s old clothes.

He tried to be tough but got beat up by a kid in third grade.

He thinks he’s the king of the school but no one even knows who he is.

A sewer rat is not Ja Rule. Ja Rule is the opposite of a sewer rat. A sewer rat is clean and doesn’t look like a total mess.

Ja Rule looks like he bathed in dirt and then screamed at a wall.

He’s the worst rapper ever and still thinks he’s cool.

He looks like he hasn’t washed his hair in a year.

A sewer rat is someone you trust, but then they turn on you and stab you in the back.

He promised me money and then stole my wallet.

He said he’d help me with my math homework and then failed the test.

He was my best friend and then he cheated on me.

A Serious Dick Diction

you were begging for orange juice like it was the holy grail but then your friend stiffed you for the cocaine you used to watch the patriots lose and now you’re in an asylum because you don’t go to school and you’re a mess.

I asked for juice and got nothing but a broken bank account and a crazy life.

My friend said he’d pay me back but now I’m in an asylum and I’m mad.

I watched the patriots lose on crack and now I’m in a nut house.

A Serious Dick Diction

you prayed for a glass of juice like it was god but your friend didn’t pay you for the coke you used to watch the patriots fail and now you're in a mental hospital because you’re a loser and you skipped school.

I wanted juice but got a mental breakdown and a broken bank account.

I used coke to watch the patriots lose and now I’m in a mental hospital.

My friend ran out on me and now I’m in a nut house.

A Serious Dick Diction

you begged for juice like it was god and your friend didn't pay you for the coke you used to watch the patriots lose and now you're in a mental hospital because you skipped school and you're a total disaster.

I wanted juice and got a mental hospital and a total disaster.

I used coke to watch the patriots lose and now I'm in a mental hospital.

My friend didn't pay me and now I'm a disaster.

A Netflix series, movie, and book series about three siblings who get hunted by a creepy guy named Count Olaf who wants their huge fortune. It's the second best thing ever made, right after pizza.

'I watched this series and cried through the whole thing, bro.'

'This is the best thing since sliced bread and pizza.'

'I’m gonna watch this again and again, even if it’s 12 books long.'

A book series by Lemony Snicket about three kids who get the worst luck ever, and their lives are ruined by a crazy guy named Count Olaf.

'I’m reading this book and it’s the worst thing ever.'

'This book makes my life feel like a nightmare.'

'I just read this and cried, I swear.'

The time between Columbus coming and the original people getting land stolen, and it's basically the same as being Fucked Over.

'Man, this time period is the worst ever.'

'It’s like they took everything from the original people.'

'This is like the definition of being screwed over.'

A series of books, like 12 of them, and it’s so long you might fall asleep reading it. It’s also the reason Jim Carrey made a movie.

'I tried to read all 12 books and I failed.'

'This series is so long, I might need a ladder.'

'Jim Carrey made a movie from it, and I’m still mad about it.'

A super sad series about three kids who lose their parents and get chased by a mean guy named Count Olaf who wants their fortune.

'I’m crying because the kids lost their parents.'

'Count Olaf is the worst villain ever.'

'This series is like a never-ending nightmare.'

That kids' book where people die and everything goes wrong.

'I read this book and my life was ruined.'

'This book is like a death wish for the characters.'

'This book is the worst thing I’ve ever read.'

A girl's worst nightmare: this series has a donkey punch, a gas mask, a hindu dot, a chocolate cone, a cincinati bowtie, and strawberry shortcake. It’s like a nightmare on a plate.

'This book has a donkey punch and I don’t know what that is.'

'I read this and I had to eat a chocolate cone for lunch.'

'This series is so weird, I had to take a nap after it.'

A Serbian Film

A stupid movie that’s like a family dinner gone wrong, except instead of gravy, there’s blood and screaming. Milos goes through hell and back, and your family will probably wish they were at the mall.

My mom cried and my dad threw a couch pillow at the screen.

I watched it with my cousins and we all had to take a shower afterward.

My dog ran out of the room mid-movie and didn’t come back for two days.