A Serious Dick Diction

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you were begging for orange juice like it was the holy grail but then your friend stiffed you for the cocaine you used to watch the patriots lose and now you’re in an asylum because you don’t go to school and you’re a mess.

I asked for juice and got nothing but a broken bank account and a crazy life.

My friend said he’d pay me back but now I’m in an asylum and I’m mad.

I watched the patriots lose on crack and now I’m in a nut house.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

you prayed for a glass of juice like it was god but your friend didn’t pay you for the coke you used to watch the patriots fail and now you're in a mental hospital because you’re a loser and you skipped school.

I wanted juice but got a mental breakdown and a broken bank account.

I used coke to watch the patriots lose and now I’m in a mental hospital.

My friend ran out on me and now I’m in a nut house.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

you begged for juice like it was god and your friend didn't pay you for the coke you used to watch the patriots lose and now you're in a mental hospital because you skipped school and you're a total disaster.

I wanted juice and got a mental hospital and a total disaster.

I used coke to watch the patriots lose and now I'm in a mental hospital.

My friend didn't pay me and now I'm a disaster.

by Slangipedia 16d ago