A Serious Dick Diction
you prayed for a glass of juice like it was god but your friend didn’t pay you for the coke you used to watch the patriots fail and now you're in a mental hospital because you’re a loser and you skipped school.
I wanted juice but got a mental breakdown and a broken bank account.
I used coke to watch the patriots lose and now I’m in a mental hospital.
My friend ran out on me and now I’m in a nut house.