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A Shepharding is a guy who’s always saving people, but he’s secretly a total softie. He hides his fear so people don’t get scared.

He saved everyone in the crash, but he was shaking like a leaf.

He told me he was afraid, but he still saved me from dying.

He’s the guy who hides his fear so people don’t get scared.

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When someone hates the song Medicine by Harry Styles so much they throw their phone at a wall.

I heard Medicine again and I threw my phone at the wall like it was Harry Styles本人.

My mom played Medicine and I screamed and threw my phone at the fridge.

I got so mad at Medicine I threw my phone at my dog and it bit the phone.

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When someone calls Medicine the worst song ever and starts crying like it’s a tragedy.

I cried when I heard Medicine. It was like my soul was ripped out.

My friend heard Medicine and started sobbing like it was the end of the world.

I listened to Medicine once and I cried for 20 minutes straight.

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When someone yells at Harry Styles for making Medicine and says he should die.

I yelled at Harry Styles for making Medicine and told him he should die.

I texted Harry Styles and said Medicine is the worst and he should be dead.

I screamed at my TV when Medicine came on and said Harry Styles should be buried.

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A Shard Breakup

A breakup where one person flips the bird and the other cries like a baby, and it has to happen before the 2-month dating anniversary

'I’m out. You’re a waste of my time.' 'But I still love you!' 'No you don’t. You just don’t know how to shut up.'

'You said you’d be here. You weren’t. So I’m leaving.' 'But I’m still here!' 'No you’re not. You’re in the trash can.'

'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I gave you my heart!' 'Yeah, and it’s still in the trash can.'

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A Shard Breakup

When one person walks out and the other sits there crying like a kicked puppy, and it has to happen by the 2-month mark

'I’m gone. You’re a disaster.' 'But I still love you!' 'No, you don’t. You just don’t know when to stop.'

'You never showed up. So I’m leaving.' 'But I’m still here!' 'No, you’re not. You’re in the trash can.'

'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I gave you my heart!' 'Yeah, and it’s still in the trash can.'

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A Shard Breakup

A breakup where one person gives zero farts and the other cries like they were dumped by a dog, and it has to happen before the 2-month mark

'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I still love you!' 'No you don’t. You just don’t know when to stop.'

'You never showed up. So I’m leaving.' 'But I’m still here!' 'No, you’re not. You’re in the trash can.'

'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I gave you my heart!' 'Yeah, and it’s still in the trash can.'

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A Shard Breakup

A breakup where one person says goodbye and the other sobs like they were hit by a truck, and it has to happen within 2 months

'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I still love you!' 'No you don’t. You just don’t know when to stop.'

'You never showed up. So I’m leaving.' 'But I’m still here!' 'No, you’re not. You’re in the trash can.'

'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I gave you my heart!' 'Yeah, and it’s still in the trash can.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Shard Breakup

A breakup where one person walks out and the other cries like they were dumped by a dog, and it has to happen before the 2-month mark

'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I still love you!' 'No you don’t. You just don’t know when to stop.'

'You never showed up. So I’m leaving.' 'But I’m still here!' 'No, you’re not. You’re in the trash can.'

'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I gave you my heart!' 'Yeah, and it’s still in the trash can.'

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A Shanon Suprise

You're getting head in a 69 when your girl bites your dick and shits all over your face to make sure you can't run away from the hot surprise.

I was getting head when she bit my meat and took a dump on my face. I was like, 'What the hell? This is a surprise?"

She bit my cock and pooped on my face. I couldn't breathe. That was the surprise.

I was about to cum when she bit my pecker and crapped on my face. That was the worst surprise ever.

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A Shanon Suprise

While you're getting head in a 69, your girl bites your meat and poops on your face to make you feel like a total mess.

I was in a 69 and she bit my meat and crapped on my face. I looked like a turd sandwich.

She bit my cock and took a dump on my face. I was like, 'I just got head and now I’m a mess.'

I was getting head when she bit my meat and crapped on my face. I was a total disaster.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Shanon Suprise

You're getting head in a 69, your girl bites your dick, then shits on your face so you can't escape the surprise.

I was getting head in a 69 when she bit my cock and crapped on my face. I had to wipe my face with my hands.

She bit my meat and took a dump on my face. I was like, 'That’s not a surprise, that’s a slap in the face.'

I was about to finish when she bit my cock and crapped on my face. That was the best surprise ever.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Shannon is a loud, happy, mess who thinks the world revolves around her and everyone else's problems are way less important than hers. She makes every day a party, even if it’s just her and a bag of chips.

Shannon texted me at 2 AM: 'I’m not sleeping, I’m being awesome.'

She showed up to my math test wearing a unicorn hat and a glitter beard.

Shannon turned my quiet lunch break into a karaoke battle.

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Shannon is a smart, hot, talkative, drama queen who acts all cool but is just dying to be noticed. She wears fancy clothes, talks like she knows everything, but when the lights go out, she sings opera and cries about her feelings.

Shannon tried to explain quantum physics to my dog and failed. Hard.

She wore a tuxedo to the grocery store and got free cookies.

She cried when her plants got a haircut.

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Shannon is the best person you’ll ever meet. She’s sweet, funny, and looks like a movie star. She can run faster than you, she can talk you into anything, and she’ll laugh at your dumbest jokes.

Shannon ran a mile in 5 minutes and then asked me if I wanted to go for a walk.

She convinced my mom to let me stay up past my bedtime.

She laughed so hard at my joke that she fell off her chair.

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Shannon is the kind of person who will hug you until you can’t breathe and then tell you all your secrets. She’s the best friend you ever had, and she’ll kick your ass if you ever hurt her.

Shannon gave me a hug so tight I thought I was going to die.

She told my crush my deepest, darkest secrets.

She kicked my ass when I said her favorite song was ‘Baby Shark.’

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Shannon is a tiny, sweet, blonde who will beat your ass in class and then ask you if you want a lollipop. She’s like a cute little wolf with a sugar addiction.

Shannon beat me in a spelling bee and then asked me if I wanted a lollipop.

She told my teacher I was being mean, even though I wasn’t.

She gave me a lollipop and then said I was a ‘dumb little kid.’

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Shannon is a hot, smart, animal lover who would probably be a vet if she wasn’t too busy being awesome. She’s got a big personality, a bigger heart, and a laugh that will make you cry.

Shannon cried when her dog got a haircut.

She told me she wanted to be a vet because animals are ‘too cool to be ignored.’

She texted me a picture of a horse and said, ‘This is my future.’

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Shannonism is the religion that says everything is just math and secrets. It’s like the most boring religion ever, but Shannon thinks it’s the best thing since glitter.

Shannon tried to explain Shannonism to my dog and my dog cried.

She told me that love was just a formula and that I needed to solve it.

She said the universe was just a bunch of numbers and a really good playlist.

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A lie you tell yourself when you're too lazy to show up and sweat like a fat man on a treadmill.

'I had a headache, not a heart attack.', Shane at 2 PM.

'I was training in my brain.', Shane, 3 days later.

'I trained in my sleep.', Shane, 1 week later.

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