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A Shane
Bringing up a random fact like it's the end of the world, and then going on a 10-minute rant about it like it's a national emergency.
'Did I tell you my goldfish died last Tuesday?', Shane, during a meeting.
'I have 77 reasons why the sky is blue.', Shane, in the middle of a conversation.
'Why is the toaster in the fridge?', Shane, 3 hours into a random tangent.
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A Shane
A man who looks like he stepped out of a porn and has the charm of a serial killer. He’s tall, hot, and has a smile that could make a nun lose her virginity.
'Shane walked in, and my heart died.', Me, during lunch.
'He’s like a God with a tan.', My friend, during a group chat.
'He’s the reason I failed math.', Me, after seeing him.
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A Shane
A friend who'll laugh at your jokes, then make fun of you in the worst way possible when you're not looking.
'He laughed at my joke, then called me a baby.', Me, at a party.
'He made fun of my hair in front of everyone.', Me, at school.
'He called me a meatball and I cried.', Me, on the bus.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Shane
A guy who’s hot, funny, and has the mouth of a sailor. He’ll make you laugh until you’re crying, then tease you for it.
'He told a joke that made me cry.', Me, during dinner.
'He called me a baboon and I laughed.', Me, at the gym.
'He said I had the face of a confused tomato.', Me, in class.
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A Shane
A guy with a heart bigger than a pizza, but sometimes he acts like he’s lost in the mall. He’ll date around, but he treats you like a queen.
'He cried when I broke up with him.', Me, during lunch.
'He gave me pizza and a hug when I failed math.', Me, at school.
'He fought my brother for me.', Me, at the mall.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Shane
A guy who’s short, but he’s got a big personality. He’ll laugh with you, tell you dirty jokes, and be there when you need a friend.
'He told me a joke that made me snort.', Me, at the mall.
'He made me laugh so hard I fell over.', Me, in class.
'He said my pants were on fire.', Me, during a meeting.
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A Shanley
A person who makes the worst life choices. Like they're trying to fail at life on purpose.
Shanley quit her job to go be a TikTok influencer. It didn't work.
Shanley got a tattoo of a flamingo on his neck. No one asked for that.
Shanley married a guy who only knows how to say 'hi' and 'bye'.
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A Shanley
Shanley is a hot girl with a brain. She can cook, she can craft, and she’s loyal. If you date her, you’re in for a treat.
Shanley made me a cake that looked like a galaxy. I ate it and cried.
Shanley fixed my broken heart with a cup of coffee and a compliment.
Shanley gave me the best advice when I got fired. She said, 'You're not broken, you're just rebooting.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Shanley
The best guy ever. He’s good-looking, he’s strong, and he’s nice. But he’s also a bit of a dork.
Shanley got a six-pack, but he still can’t spell 'beautiful'.
Shanley tried to propose to me in a football stadium. It was epic and embarrassing.
Shanley got confused with Stanley and asked, 'Is that my cousin?'
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A Shanley
A girl’s name that sounds like an Asian guy’s name. People keep getting it wrong.
My teacher called her Shanley, and she said, 'I’m not Stanley!'
My friend’s mom thought Shanley was a guy and said, 'He’s cute!'
Shanley got annoyed when someone called her 'Stan' at the grocery store.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Shanley
A certified beauty. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the confidence to back it up.
Shanley walked in the room and my heart stopped. I was speechless.
Shanley got a compliment from a guy who had no teeth. He said, 'You’re a goddess.'
Shanley told me I was ugly, and I believed her. I’ve been ugly ever since.
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A Shanley
A godly man with a six-pack, a hot girlfriend, and a life that looks perfect. He’s the guy you want to be.
Shanley showed up at the gym wearing a tight shirt and I said, 'That’s not fair.'
Shanley’s girlfriend is hotter than my ex. I still don’t know how that happened.
Shanley said he’s good in bed. I don’t know what that means, but I believe him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Shandi
A Shandi is a cheap-ass drink made by mixing beer and soda like a desperate man trying to hide his bad taste. It tastes like regret and regret only.
DM: "I tried a Shandi for the first time. I now regret my entire life."
Tweet: "Shandi is just beer and soda. I’m 100% sure it’s the worst thing to ever happen to mankind."
Text: "My mom made me a Shandi. I’m now a prisoner of bad decisions."
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A Shandi
Shandi is a girl who fell in love with an Italian boy from Milan and then got heartbroken because she went too far with him. Her boyfriend also got heartbroken, but he was probably already broken.
Text: "Shandi went too far with that Italian boy. I can’t even look at her now."
Tweet: "Shandi’s love life is a tragedy. She’s like a soap opera but worse."
DM: "Shandi and her Italian boy. I miss my childhood."
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A Shandi
A Shandi is a South African word that means something. Kids use it because they’re too lazy to say actual words and also because they’re cute.
Text: "Shandi is just something. I use it for everything."
Tweet: "Shandi means something. I’m 12 and I know what that means."
DM: "Shandi is my new favorite word. It’s like magic."
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A Shandi
Shandis are like big sisters who love you to death but will also rip your face off if you say one wrong thing. They’re the best, but don’t push your luck.
Text: "My Shandi sister is like a lion. She loves me, but she will kill me if I mess up."
Tweet: "Shandi is like a big sister who will punch you in the face for no reason."
DM: "Shandi is my best friend. Also my worst enemy."
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Shandi
A Shandi is a girl who knows every single song ever made, can do wrestling impressions, and will start a party just by walking in. She’s a force of nature.
Text: "Shandi knows every song. I think she’s the devil."
Tweet: "Shandi started a party by walking in. I died."
DM: "Shandi can do pro-wrestling impressions. I’m scared."
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Shandi
A Shandi is a name that came from a song by KISS. It’s now a name for girls whose parents are obsessed with rock music and also bad at naming things.
Text: "My name is Shandi because my dad is obsessed with KISS and also weird."
Tweet: "Shandi is a name for people who think they’re cool but are not."
DM: "My name is Shandi. My dad is a KISS fan. I am cursed."
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Shandi
A Shandi is a bad-ass woman with no filter. She tells it like it is and doesn’t care if you cry from the truth.
Text: "My Shandi friend told me I was a bad driver. I cried."
Tweet: "Shandi has no filter. She told me I was ugly and I believed her."
DM: "Shandi is like a truth-teller with a mean vibe."
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A Shamie
The best person in the entire world, like the kind of person who would let you win every game but still laugh when you lose.
Shamie is the only person who would let me win at Fortnite but still said I was a noob.
Shamie is like the best friend who always helps you cheat in math tests.
Shamie is the only one who would let me skip school and still call me a legend.
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