A Shanon Suprise
You're getting head in a 69 when your girl bites your dick and shits all over your face to make sure you can't run away from the hot surprise.
I was getting head when she bit my meat and took a dump on my face. I was like, 'What the hell? This is a surprise?"
She bit my cock and pooped on my face. I couldn't breathe. That was the surprise.
I was about to cum when she bit my pecker and crapped on my face. That was the worst surprise ever.