A Shannon

Shannon is a loud, happy, mess who thinks the world revolves around her and everyone else's problems are way less important than hers. She makes every day a party, even if it’s just her and a bag of chips.

Shannon is a smart, hot, talkative, drama queen who acts all cool but is just dying to be noticed. She wears fancy clothes, talks like she knows everything, but when the lights go out, she sings opera and cries about her feelings.

Shannon is the best person you’ll ever meet. She’s sweet, funny, and looks like a movie star. She can run faster than you, she can talk you into anything, and she’ll laugh at your dumbest jokes.

Shannon is the kind of person who will hug you until you can’t breathe and then tell you all your secrets. She’s the best friend you ever had, and she’ll kick your ass if you ever hurt her.

Shannon is a tiny, sweet, blonde who will beat your ass in class and then ask you if you want a lollipop. She’s like a cute little wolf with a sugar addiction.

Shannon is a hot, smart, animal lover who would probably be a vet if she wasn’t too busy being awesome. She’s got a big personality, a bigger heart, and a laugh that will make you cry.

Shannonism is the religion that says everything is just math and secrets. It’s like the most boring religion ever, but Shannon thinks it’s the best thing since glitter.