A Shard Breakup

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A breakup where one person flips the bird and the other cries like a baby, and it has to happen before the 2-month dating anniversary
'I’m out. You’re a waste of my time.' 'But I still love you!' 'No you don’t. You just don’t know how to shut up.'
'You said you’d be here. You weren’t. So I’m leaving.' 'But I’m still here!' 'No you’re not. You’re in the trash can.'
'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I gave you my heart!' 'Yeah, and it’s still in the trash can.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When one person walks out and the other sits there crying like a kicked puppy, and it has to happen by the 2-month mark
'I’m gone. You’re a disaster.' 'But I still love you!' 'No, you don’t. You just don’t know when to stop.'
'You never showed up. So I’m leaving.' 'But I’m still here!' 'No, you’re not. You’re in the trash can.'
'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I gave you my heart!' 'Yeah, and it’s still in the trash can.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A breakup where one person gives zero farts and the other cries like they were dumped by a dog, and it has to happen before the 2-month mark
'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I still love you!' 'No you don’t. You just don’t know when to stop.'
'You never showed up. So I’m leaving.' 'But I’m still here!' 'No, you’re not. You’re in the trash can.'
'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I gave you my heart!' 'Yeah, and it’s still in the trash can.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A breakup where one person says goodbye and the other sobs like they were hit by a truck, and it has to happen within 2 months
'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I still love you!' 'No you don’t. You just don’t know when to stop.'
'You never showed up. So I’m leaving.' 'But I’m still here!' 'No, you’re not. You’re in the trash can.'
'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I gave you my heart!' 'Yeah, and it’s still in the trash can.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A breakup where one person walks out and the other cries like they were dumped by a dog, and it has to happen before the 2-month mark
'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I still love you!' 'No you don’t. You just don’t know when to stop.'
'You never showed up. So I’m leaving.' 'But I’m still here!' 'No, you’re not. You’re in the trash can.'
'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I gave you my heart!' 'Yeah, and it’s still in the trash can.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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