A Shard Breakup
A breakup where one person walks out and the other cries like they were dumped by a dog, and it has to happen before the 2-month mark
'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I still love you!' 'No you don’t. You just don’t know when to stop.'
'You never showed up. So I’m leaving.' 'But I’m still here!' 'No, you’re not. You’re in the trash can.'
'You’re not even worth the effort.' 'But I gave you my heart!' 'Yeah, and it’s still in the trash can.'