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A Side of Beef
When you feel like a piece of meat that got tossed in the grill and forgotten about.
Bro, I was at the BBQ and I felt like a side of beef. No one even noticed me.
My mom said I was a side of beef because I didn’t move for two hours.
At school lunch, I sat there like a side of beef. No one even asked me what I wanted.
A Side of Beef
That guy at the gym who flexes like he’s got a six-pack and a brain, but he just got a 65 on his math test.
That jock at the gym is a side of beef. He flexes like he’s got a six-pack and a brain, but he just got a 65 on his math test.
My cousin is a side of beef. He can bench 200 pounds, but he can’t spell 'sentence'.
My neighbor is a side of beef. He goes to the gym every day, but he still doesn’t know what 9 + 9 is.
A Side of Beef
Hillary Clinton’s nickname because she looked like a slab of meat being thrown in a van.
Hillary Clinton is a side of beef because she looked like a slab of meat being thrown in a van.
They called her a side of beef because she was wheeled into a van like a piece of meat.
They gave Hillary Clinton the name 'side of beef' because she looked like she was going to the grill.
A Side of Beef
Hillary Clinton’s nickname because she looked like a slab of meat being thrown in a van.
Hillary Clinton is a side of beef because she looked like a slab of meat being thrown in a van.
They called her a side of beef because she was wheeled into a van like a piece of meat.
They gave Hillary Clinton the name 'side of beef' because she looked like she was going to the grill.
A Side of Beef
When a girl is so hungry for cum and cock she just eats both like they’re her last meal.
My crush is a side of beef because she eats cum and cock like it’s her last meal.
She’s a side of beef because she eats cock and cum like it’s pizza.
That girl is a side of beef because she eats cum and cock like she’s never had food before.
A Side of Beef
A pussy that looks like it was designed by a trap door and a folding chair.
Her pussy is a side of beef because it looks like it was designed by a trap door and a folding chair.
He called her a side of beef because her pussy looked like a trap door with a secret.
She got called a side of beef because her pussy looked like it could fold over and trap you.
A Side of Beef
When a guy gets down on his knees and eats a woman’s pussy like it’s a hot dog.
He did a side of beef like it was a hot dog and a side of fries.
She called him a side of beef because he ate her pussy like it was a hot dog.
That guy did a side of beef like it was a hot dog and he didn’t even need ketchup.
A Sid
A Sid is like a slow-witted mess who tries to help but ends up making things a disaster. They’re the reason your life is a mess.
My dad tried to fix my bike, now it’s broken and I have to walk to school.
My teacher tried to help me with math, now I’m confused and crying.
My friend tried to cook dinner, now the house is on fire.
A Sid
A Sid is a total legend, a friend for life, and a beast in the bedroom. Don’t let him slip away, or you’ll regret it.
My bro is a Sid, he’s got the looks, the brain, and the skills.
My crush is a Sid, he’s got the charm and the confidence.
My cousin is a Sid, he’s got the brain and the body.
A Sid
A Sid is the kind of guy who can make your life awesome. He’s smart, outgoing, and if he’s your friend, you’re living the dream.
My friend Sid got me into the best group, now I’m popular.
My neighbor Sid helped me with my homework, now I’m getting A’s.
My crush Sid asked me out, now I’m the happiest girl ever.
A Sid
A Sid is a total winner, the kind of guy who gets girls and doesn’t even break a sweat. He’s a beast in bed and the best at everything.
My Sid friend got the girl of his dreams, and now he’s happy.
My Sid cousin is the best at everything, even in bed.
My Sid crush is the total package, and I’m in love.
A Sid
A Sid is the ultimate hot guy who’s powerful and sexy. He’s got everything and everyone wants him.
My Sid friend is the hottest guy in school, everyone wants him.
My Sid crush is the most powerful guy in town, he’s got it all.
My Sid brother is the sexiest guy ever, and he’s got the power.
A Sid
A Sid is a slow, messy sloth who eats way too much and loves cheesecake. He’s the reason you’re tired all day.
My Sid neighbor eats cheesecake for breakfast and is always tired.
My Sid friend eats five meals a day and never stops eating.
My Sid cousin loves pinecones and eats them like they’re candy.
A Sid
A Sid is the kind of guy who’s on top of the world, powerful, and everyone else is just a joke to him.
My Sid friend is on top of the world, everyone else is just a joke.
My Sid brother is the most powerful guy in school, everyone respects him.
My Sid crush is the king of everything, and he knows it.
A Sicker
A total failure who brings everyone else down with their bad vibes.
You: Let's go to the party. Him: I'm not going. I just got grounded.
You: We're gonna win this game. Him: I'm not even playing.
You: Let's eat pizza. Him: I'm gonna eat a salad.
A Sicker
A stupid kid who yells 'cool' like it's the only word they know. Also used by dumb kids who steal phones from old ladies.
'Cool!' he said. I was like, 'You're literally the only one here.'
He ran up to the bus driver and yelled 'cool' at him.
He stole a phone from a grandma and said 'cool' like it was a victory.
A Sicker
A person who might be your new lover, but probably isn't because they're a waste of time.
She said she was gonna replace my ex. I said, 'You're just gonna replace me next.'
He told me he was gonna replace my ex. I said, 'You're not even good at being me.'
She said she was gonna be my new lover. I said, 'You're not even a good ex.'
A Sicker
A stupid person who thinks they get it. They don't.
He said he got it. I said, 'You got it wrong.'
She said she understood. I said, 'No, you just made it worse.'
He read the example and still didn't get it.
A Sicker
A totally slutty girl who loves to suck dicks. Sometimes she does it on accident.
She sucked my dick by accident. I said, 'That was unexpected.'
She said she liked sucking dicks. I said, 'That’s a lot of dicks.'
She sucked three dicks at the same time. I said, 'That’s a lot of sucking.'
A Sicker
A dangerous man who will kill you if he's mad. Don't make him mad.
He said if I made him mad, he'd kill me. I said, 'Okay, I won't make you mad.'
He warned me not to make him mad. I said, 'I won’t. I’ll just let you kill me.'
He told me if I made him mad, he'd kill me. I said, 'Cool. Let’s try it.'
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