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A Sight For Sore Eyes
When you see someone who makes your day better, like a soggy piece of pizza on a bad Monday.
Seeing my crush in the hallway was like getting a free soda
My dog walking by me made my day
That guy in the coffee shop is a godsend
A Sight For Sore Eyes
This means the sight of someone makes your eyes feel like they got a massage. Or like you just escaped a flaming toilet.
Your face is so pretty, I could eat it
Your smile is better than my ex’s driving
That sunset made my eyes happy
A Sight For Sore Eyes
Ugly is the opposite of a sight for sore eyes. Like when your mom wears socks with sandals and eats cereal for dinner.
That guy is uglier than my uncle’s hair
Her face is like a broken toaster
That outfit was the worst I’ve ever seen
A Sight For Sore Eyes
When the text on an Instagram Story gives you a headache, but the selfie is so good it makes you want to punch the camera.
That caption was like reading a math test
The selfie was hotter than my crush
I want to marry the camera now
A Sight For Blind Eyes
So hideously bad it makes you want to poke out your eyes with a rusty spoon.
Your cousin’s tattoo looks like a melted crayon explosion.
The guy at the bus stop wearing socks with sandals is a masterpiece of disaster.
Your mom’s dating app profile picture is a crime against humanity.
A Sight For Blind Eyes
So bad it could cause blindness in a person who already has 20/20 vision.
That outfit you wore to the party was like a neon nightmare.
Your brother’s YouTube channel is the definition of sad.
Your ex’s new haircut looks like a raccoon attacked a hedgehog.
A Sight For Blind Eyes
So god-awful it could make a saint curse the name of God.
Your grandma’s new perfume smells like a garbage can in summer.
Your dog’s attempt at a dance move is a tragedy.
Your friend’s new haircut looks like a war zone.
A Sight For Blind Eyes
So bad it could make a blind person scream and run away.
Your uncle’s new beard looks like a patchwork of dead rats.
Your teacher’s voice sounds like a goat with a sore throat.
Your neighbor’s lawn is a crime scene of overwatering.
A Sight For Blind Eyes
So bad it makes you want to throw your eyes into a blender and drink them.
Your little brother’s art project is a disaster of glitter and sadness.
Your boss’s new shirt looks like it was dipped in motor oil and regret.
Your pet goldfish’s new swimming pool is a sewage-filled nightmare.
A Sigfried and Roy
When you're playing poker and you get two queens in your hand like you're some kind of queen-bitch king.
I got two queens and I felt like I was gonna rule the table.
My buddy had a full house and I just had two queens and I still thought I was gonna win.
I got two queens and I started talking like I was the queen of the whole damn game.
A Sigfried and Roy
You tell a girl you're gonna blow her mind with your cock, but instead your buddy comes out from nowhere and shoves his cock in her cheerio like it's a damn show.
I told her I was gonna blow her mind and my buddy blew her cheerio instead.
She was like, 'This is the best magic trick I've ever seen.'
I waved outside the window like I was some kind of magician and my buddy was doing the dirty work.
A Sigfried and Roy
You have sex with someone from behind, then you leave and let your buddy take over so you can wave at them like you're some kind of fancy magician.
I left the room and my buddy took over like it was the damn finale.
She thought I was the best magician ever because I waved at her like I was some kind of wizard.
I left and my buddy took the spot and she didn't even know the switch happened.
A Sigfried and Roy
You bite someone’s neck while you cum in their ass, and if you don’t, you're just a regular guy.
I bit his neck and cummed in his ass like I was some kind of animal.
She bit me and I thought I was gonna die from the joy of it.
If I didn’t bite her neck, I wasn’t gonna count it as a real move.
A Sidey
When a girl rips a hole in the side of your jeans, she shoves her hand in your pants and jerks you off until you cum like a dog in heat.
My jeans had a rip and Sarah was all over me like a rash.
He was so turned on he spilled his soda on the floor.
She took my jeans and made me cum in front of my whole class.
A Sidey
A Sidey is a weak actor from Bombay who plays second fiddle to the main guy. They’re like the weirdo in the class who no one talks to.
That guy in the movie was a total Sidey, just standing there like he didn’t matter.
My friend is a Sidey, he sits in the back and no one even notices him.
She was a Sidey in the play, and everyone laughed at her.
A Sidey
A Sidey is a European pal who’s tough as nails. He’s the kind of guy who’d punch you in the face and laugh about it.
My buddy from Europe is a Sidey, he fights like a lunatic.
He’s a Sidey and would beat you up just for fun.
That guy is a Sidey, he’s tougher than a brick wall.
A Sidey
A Sidey is such a brainless idiot he sits away from everyone during tests because he’s a spazz and no one wants to be near him.
He sat all the way at the end of the class, like he was trying to hide.
He’s a Sidey, he couldn’t even sit with the normal people.
He got sent to the back of the room because he was a total mess.
A Sidey
To Sidey is to clear the table like it’s your job, throwing plates like a maniac.
She Sideyed the table so fast, the plates flew like rockets.
He Sideyed the table and knocked over a glass of juice.
After dinner, she Sideyed the table and left a mess behind.
A Sidey
A Sidey is a guy or girl who does stupid stunts just because his friends told him to, and he ends up falling flat on his face like a total loser.
He jumped off the roof because his friends said to, and he landed like a sack of potatoes.
She did a backflip and landed on her head like a donkey.
He was a Sidey and fell off the wall like he was drunk.
A Sidey
A Sidey is a side girlfriend or boyfriend, the one you date while you're already seeing someone else. They’re the extra person you can’t get rid of.
He’s a Sidey, and I’m dating both of them at the same time.
She’s my Sidey, and she’s always showing up when I don’t want her to.
He’s a Sidey, and I can’t get rid of him no matter what.
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