That jock at the gym is a side of beef. He flexes like he’s got a six-pack and a brain, but he just got a 65 on his math test.

My cousin is a side of beef. He can bench 200 pounds, but he can’t spell 'sentence'.

My neighbor is a side of beef. He goes to the gym every day, but he still doesn’t know what 9 + 9 is.