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A Tayman move
The boys team up behind your back because you're so wild they can't handle your insane level of coolness!
The boys talked about how I was too crazy for them and they were too basic for me.
They made a group chat called 'The Tayman Move' and laughed about me being a legend.
They said I was like a firework they couldn't even see.
A Tayman move
The guys all plot behind your back because you're too awesome for them and they're just average jerks.
They said I was like a superhero they couldn't beat.
They made a meme about me being too cool for them.
They posted a video of me doing my thing and said I was a beast.
A Tayman move
The boys gang up on you from behind because you're too nuts for them and they can't even keep up with your crazy.
They sent me a DM saying I was too wild for them.
They posted a poll asking if I was the most annoying person ever.
They all said I was like a tornado they couldn't escape.
A Taylor Swift
A person who dates like a maniac, but when they break up, they can't shut up about their ex. They say they don't miss them, but they're always talking about them like they're still together.
'I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine,' she said, while crying into her phone about her ex.
'He was the best, the best, the best,' she said, even though they broke up three times.
She texts her ex every day, even though he blocked her on Instagram.
A Taylor Swift
That fake, overhyped music business that makes people think they're special just because they listen to songs.
'I listen to music every day!' she said, even though she only knows three songs.
'Taylor Swift is the best!' he said, even though he can't sing a note.
The music industry is just a bunch of people who make money off your feelings.
A Taylor Swift
That lying, smelly, fake music business that lies to kids and says they're cool because they listen to songs.
'The music industry is fake!' she said, even though she paid $50 for a concert ticket.
'Taylor Swift is the most real person!' he said, even though he's never met her.
The music industry smells like old pizza and bad decisions.
A Taylor Swift
A girl from America who writes songs and sings. She has two cats. Her favorite colors are purple and white. She was born on December 13. Her lucky number is 13. She’s got awards, and her songs get stuck in your head.
'Taylor Swift is the best!' she said, even though she can't sing a note.
Her cat Meredith is the best, and Olivia is just okay.
Her song 'Shake It Off' is stuck in my head for a month.
A Taylor Swift
The best artist of the decade. She’s hot, she’s smart, she’s funny, and she’s turning your daughter gay.
'Taylor Swift is the best artist of the decade!' he said, even though he doesn’t know what the decade is.
She’s turning my daughter gay, and I don’t even know how.
She’s hot, smart, funny, and she’s making my daughter gay.
A Taylor Swift
A 22-year-old woman who sings with heart and soul, even though people say she’s not good live. She writes songs about everything, not just boys and love. She does it all herself, and she wins awards every year.
'She sings with heart and soul!' he said, even though she forgot the lyrics.
Her song 'Long Live' is about friendship, not just boys.
She makes her own albums, tours, and beats all the critics.
A Taylor Harlan
A Taylor Harlan is a hot mess who loves you but also hates you. She'll talk your ear off about everything and anything, but she'll also make you feel like a complete idiot when she randomly flips out.
'I love you, but I hate you right now, so don't talk to me.'
'You're the best friend ever... but also the worst.'
'I like you, but I don't like you. It's confusing.'
A Taylor Harlan
A Taylor Harlan is like a candy bar, sweet on the outside, but you know there's a lot of crap in there. She'll make you laugh, but she'll also make you feel like you're the only one who's ever failed at life.
'You're the best, but I'm also the worst. It's a tie.'
'I like you, but I don't like you. You're the worst.'
'You're the best friend ever... but I'm also the worst.'
A Taylor Harlan
A Taylor Harlan is a magical disaster who will make you feel like the luckiest person in the world, then drop a bomb on you that makes you feel like the unluckiest person ever.
'I love you... but I also hate you. It's a rollercoaster.'
'You're the best friend ever, but I'm also the worst. It's a mess.'
'I like you, but I also hate you. You're the worst.'
A Taylor Harlan
A Taylor Harlan is a walking contradiction who will tell you she loves you, then go out and date someone else just to make you feel like a total loser.
'I love you, but I also love him. You're the worst.'
'You're the best friend ever... but I'm also the worst. It's confusing.'
'I like you, but I also like him. You're the worst.'
A Taylor Harlan
A Taylor Harlan is like a bad pizza, looks good, sounds good, but it's just a bunch of crap on a plate and you're left wondering why you ate it.
'I love you, but I also love him. You're the worst.'
'You're the best friend ever, but I'm the worst. It's confusing.'
'I like you, but I also like him. You're the worst.'
A Taylor Harlan
A Taylor Harlan is a godsend who will make you feel like the king of the world, then drop a curse on you that makes you feel like the lowest man in the dungeon.
'I love you... but I also love him. You're the worst.'
'You're the best friend ever... but I'm the worst. It's confusing.'
'I like you, but I also like him. You're the worst.'
A Taxmans pizza
A Taxmans pizza is when you turn a decent frozen pizza into a charred, smelly disaster by burning it to ash in the oven. It shows you're so bad at cooking, even a pizza can't save you.
My pizza looked like it was tortured in the oven. Taxmans pizza, baby.
I left my pizza in the oven for three hours. It’s now a cursed object.
My roommate made a Taxmans pizza. I had to open a window to escape the smell.
A Taxmans pizza
A Taxmans pizza is the worst kind of pizza you can make. It’s so burnt, you could probably use it as a weapon. You’re basically a food terrorist.
My pizza was so burnt, it looked like it had been attacked by a dragon.
I made a Taxmans pizza. My dog ran out of the room.
That pizza was so bad, I had to eat it with a spoon and a prayer.
A Taxmans pizza
A Taxmans pizza is when you take a normal pizza and make it look like it was hit by a flaming meteor. You’re not just bad at cooking, you’re a food criminal.
My pizza came out of the oven looking like it had been through hell.
I made a Taxmans pizza. My neighbor called the fire department.
That pizza was so burnt, I think it got a divorce.
A Tash Picnic
A picnic where you show up to eat, but end up fighting like raccoons with a bag of chips.
I brought sandwiches and got my face smashed by a guy who thought he was a wrestler.
We were gonna eat cake and ended up wrestling in the dirt like animals.
I came for the potato salad and got my butt kicked by a guy who had a grudge against my mom.
A Tash Picnic
You go for a peaceful picnic, but it turns into a bloodbath with no snacks involved.
I brought chips and got my nose broken by a guy who looked like he just got out of prison.
We were gonna eat burgers and ended up punching each other in the face like we were in a movie.
I brought a blanket and got my ribs cracked by a guy who had a vendetta.
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