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A picnic where you expect to eat, but instead you end up getting your brains beaten out in the middle of a cornfield.

I came for the pizza and got my face slammed by a guy who looked like he had a grudge against the entire world.

We were gonna have a snack and ended up wrestling like animals in the dirt.

I brought a drink and got my head kicked by a guy who was clearly having a bad day.

Squat on two open Steel Reserve cans like a fat kid on a candy bar. Then do jumping jacks until your ass feels like it's on fire. Then poop the cans out like they're your old socks and drink the beer and the mess.

I tried A Taste of Lloyd and my pants were soaked. My mom was not happy.

At the party, I did Lloyd and the whole kitchen smelled like beer and diarrhea.

My dog tried Lloyd and now he won't stop barking at the cans.

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A Taste of Lloyd

Put two cans of Steel Reserve up your butt and do jumping jacks until your brain is gone. Then poop the cans out and drink the beer and the stuff that came with it.

I did Lloyd and my pants were soaked. My sister laughed so hard she cried.

My friend tried Lloyd and now he smells like old beer and butt.

At school, I did Lloyd and the teacher gave me a detention for the smell.

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A Taste of Lloyd

Screw two Steel Reserve cans up your ass and do jumping jacks until you're dizzy. Then poop them out and drink the beer and the mess that came with it.

I did Lloyd and my pants were soaked. My dog ran away from me.

My brother did Lloyd and the whole house smelled like a toilet.

At the park, I did Lloyd and a kid cried because of the smell.

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A Tannous

A hairy monster who looks like a beast from the jungle. They’re so manly, they make women jealous.

My aunt’s friend is a full-on A Tannous. She’s got hair on her arms, legs, and even her face.

My cousin says his girlfriend’s ex is an A Tannous. He’s got hair growing out of his ears.

My teacher called the school janitor an A Tannous. He’s got a beard that looks like a cat’s fur.

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A Tannous

A drunk guy who’s loud, obnoxious, and smells like old pizza and regret.

At the bar, my friend got so wasted, he became an A Tannous. He fell off the stool and yelled, 'I’m king of the bar!'

My uncle turned into an A Tannous at my mom’s birthday party. He tried to dance with the cake.

My brother’s friend is an A Tannous every Friday. He shows up at the store and yells at the clerk.

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A Tannous

The ultimate heartthrob. So hot, he makes girls drool. He’s the king of the cool kids and the reason your girl is mad at you.

My girl’s crush is an A Tannous. He’s got the body of a god and the smile of a devil.

My best friend’s boyfriend is an A Tannous. He’s got girls chasing him like he’s a celebrity.

My neighbor’s son is an A Tannous. He’s got girls throwing him candy and asking for his number.

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A Tanner

Sticking big stuff in a guy's butt to keep it from squishing shut. Usually involves fancy oils and things that look like toilet plungers.

I just did a Tanner with my breakfast sandwich and a wine bottle.

My mom does a Tanner every morning with a sock and a rolling pin.

My dog tried to do a Tanner with a tennis ball and a pizza slice.

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A Tanner

A religion where people worship a guy who talks too much, makes bad jokes, and has a student teacher who might be Jesus.

I’m converting to Tannerism because my teacher is a holy man.

I think the Amazon Box Man is a god now.

My dog started praying to Zucc and now he won’t stop.

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A Tanner

Doing a lazy job right before a deadline because you're too busy being lazy.

I did a Tanner on my math test and got a D.

My friend did a Tanner on his essay and it was just one sentence.

I did a Tanner on my science project and it was just a banana.

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A Tanner

A guy who’s super strong, super smart, super hot, and gets sad when people hate on him even though there’s not much to hate.

Tanner cried when his friend called him a loser.

He beat up a guy for saying he was ugly.

He got a perfect score on the test and no one even noticed.

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A Tanner

A guy who’s really good looking, has a soft heart, and can turn into a total rage monster if you mess with him.

He got angry when I called him a poser.

He asked me out and I said no, and he got mad.

He turned into a monster when I spilled coffee on him.

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A Tanner

A god-like guy who’s better looking than Mick Jagger, has pandas doing Shakespeare, and would take a doughnut over eternal happiness.

He had a panda perform Hamlet and it was amazing.

He’s better looking than P Diddy when he’s not on vacation.

He would take a doughnut over a million dollars.

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A Tanner

A guy with messy hair, a jawline that could cut steel, and the ability to make any girl fall in love with him without even trying.

He got a girl to fall in love with him just by smiling.

He had a crush on me and I didn’t even notice.

He’s so good looking he could make a girl fall in love with him just by breathing.

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A Tangle

When two people with bushy cooties rub their cooties together and then their cooties get stuck like a hairball in a vacuum cleaner.

My cousin and his girlfriend had a tangle and now they look like a raccoon in a blender.

My brother said his girlfriend’s pubes looked like a spiderweb and a mop had a fight.

I saw my uncle and his mistress tangled in the park, and it looked like a bad haircut gone wrong.

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A Tangle

When you get it on like a pro, not just a quickie. You’re not just hooking up, you’re doing the full monty.

My mom and dad had a tangle every Friday, and it was like a full-blown warzone in the living room.

My friend’s girlfriend said he was a tangle pro, and I believe it, he even got a medal.

I watched my uncle and his mistress tangle and it was like they were fighting for their lives.

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A Tangle

A Disney movie about a girl with 70 feet of magic hair and a bandit who helps her, but there are also pub thugs, a bad mom, and two bandit brothers who make the whole thing a mess.

My sister cried during the tangle movie because the evil foster mom was too mean.

My brother said the bandit was the main character and the girl was just there for looks.

I watched the tangle movie and I still don’t get why the princess needed a bandit to save her.

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A Tangle

When you’re doing the deed or when you’re into the deed. Not just a little bit, you're all in.

My uncle said he had a tangle with his mistress every Saturday and it was like a dance party.

My cousin’s girlfriend said she had a tangle with her boyfriend that lasted for three days.

My brother said his tangle with his girlfriend was so good, they got a standing ovation from the neighbors.

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A Tangle

The best movie ever. It was so good, Disney changed the name from Rapunzel to Tangled because they thought it would be better for boys.

My dad said Tangled was the best movie ever and he cried during the ending.

My sister said Tangled was better than Frozen and I believe her.

I watched Tangled and I still think it's the best movie of all time, no matter what you say.

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A Tangle

How you feel after doing drugs, you're all messed up and your brain is like a tangled mess.

My friend took pills and said he felt like a tangle, he couldn’t even talk straight.

I took weed and said I felt like a tangle, I was high and confused.

My cousin took a hit of acid and said he felt like a tangle, he was tripping and screaming.

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