A Tangle
When two people with bushy cooties rub their cooties together and then their cooties get stuck like a hairball in a vacuum cleaner.
My cousin and his girlfriend had a tangle and now they look like a raccoon in a blender.
My brother said his girlfriend’s pubes looked like a spiderweb and a mop had a fight.
I saw my uncle and his mistress tangled in the park, and it looked like a bad haircut gone wrong.