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When things are all mixed up and messy, like your hair when you don’t brush it for a week.

My mom said my room was a tangle, it looked like a tornado hit it.

My brother said his hair was a tangle, it looked like a raccoon had lived in it.

My sister said her life was a tangle, she had five jobs and no time to sleep.

A Tammy is a woman who doesn’t give a damn what people say. She makes her own rules and will fight you if you mess with her. She’ll scream and yell until you’re too tired to argue.

Tammy just walked in and told my boss he was a f***ing idiot. He now works three times harder.

Tammy yelled at the restaurant because the soup was cold. They gave her free dessert and a coupon for a lifetime supply of hot soup.

Tammy screamed at her brother for eating the last of the cookies. He now lives in the basement.

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A Tammy

A Tammy is a girl who laughs at everything, knows everything, and will f*** you up if you don’t respect her. She talks nonstop, is cute, and will never let you forget it.

Tammy laughed at my failed math test and told me I was a f***ing idiot. I still failed, but I was less sad.

Tammy knew the answer to every question in class and still made fun of the teacher’s hair.

Tammy talked nonstop during the movie and still got the best seat.

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A Tammy

A Tammy is a hot, curvy girl who makes you go weak in the knees. She’s smart, fun, and will f*** you up if you act like an idiot.

Tammy walked into the room and I immediately forgot my name. I still don’t remember it.

Tammy asked me a question and I said I didn’t know. She laughed and told me I was an idiot.

Tammy asked me out and I said yes. I still don’t know why.

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A Tammy

A Tammy is someone who loves you more than anything. She will always be there for you and will f*** you up if you ever hurt her.

Tammy supported me through my worst day ever. I still owe her a f***ing cookie.

Tammy was there for me when I broke up with my girlfriend. She gave me pizza and a f***ing pep talk.

Tammy was there for me when I failed my test. She gave me a hug and a f***ing snack.

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A Tammy

A Tammy is a girl who is so pretty she makes your heart stop. She’s kind, but don’t mess with her. She’ll f*** you up if you do.

Tammy looked at me and I forgot how to breathe. I still haven’t recovered.

Tammy was so kind to me, but when I messed up, she f***ed me up. I still remember it.

Tammy made my day with her smile, and I still think about it every day.

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A Tammy

A Tammy is the best mom and friend you’ll ever have. She will f*** you up if you mess with her family.

Tammy was the best mom ever. I still think about her every day.

Tammy was my best friend and I loved her more than anything. She still sends me f***ing texts.

Tammy will f*** you up if you mess with her kids. I know because I was f***ed up.

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A Tammy

A Tammy is a girl who steals your heart and makes you laugh. She’s smart, but if you act like an idiot, she’ll f*** you up.

Tammy stole my heart and I still can’t get over it.

Tammy made me laugh so much I forgot my name. I still don’t know it.

Tammy is smart and I respect her. If I act like an idiot, I’ll be f***ed up.

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A Tam ;)

My sweet friend Tamara. The only person I love more than my mom and my pizza.

Tam is the only person who can make me laugh when I'm crying over a bad grade.

Tam is the only one who can make me forget my problems for a whole day.

Tam is the only one who can make me forget my mom for a whole hour.

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A Tam ;)

The most beautiful, kind, and annoying person you will ever meet. She's a walking miracle and a little bit of a drama queen.

Tam is so pretty that I get jealous every time I see her.

Tam is so kind that she'll even help me when I fail a test.

Tam is so annoying that I can't stop talking about her.

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A Tam ;)

A very smart, very hot, very fast-talking person who thinks she's the best at everything and is always right.

Tam can type so fast that I can't even keep up with her.

Tam can climb trees like a monkey and write stories in seconds.

Tam is so hot that I can't focus in class when she walks in.

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A Tam ;)

A Vietnamese name that means 'heart' but also means 'why I'm in love with Tam.'

Tam is my heart and my whole life.

Tam is the reason I'm in love with Vietnamese names.

Tam is the reason I can't stop thinking about hearts.

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A Tam ;)

A salty, addictive cracker that makes your mouth taste like heaven and your soul feel like hell.

Manischewitz cracker is the only thing that can save me from my bad mood.

Manischewitz cracker is the only thing that can make me forget my problems.

Manischewitz cracker is the only thing that can make me happy for a whole day.

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A Tam ;)

A person who always runs away when the fun starts and comes back when it's over.

Tam is the only one who leaves when we go out and comes back when we're done.

Tam is the only one who disappears when the party starts.

Tam is the only one who runs away when the fun is at its peak.

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A Tam ;)

A girl who can make you feel like a god in bed and a god in life.

Tam is the only one who can make me feel like a god in bed.

Tam is the only one who can make me feel like a god in life.

Tam is the only one who can make me feel like a god in both.

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A Tale of Two Vacuums

A crummy Dickens book about two dirty Hoover brothers who messed up the whole country and left it in a mess.

My history teacher said they were worse than my mom on a bad day.

The book is so bad, I fell asleep during the first chapter.

My brother said they were like a pair of screaming raccoons in a dumpster.

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A Tale of Two Vacuums

A dumb story about two lousy vacuums who ruined everything and made the government look like a bunch of clueless kids.

My cousin said they were like two broken toasters arguing in a kitchen.

The book is so bad, I threw it out the window.

My dog read it and got a headache.

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A Tale of Two Vacuums

A terrible book that talks about two annoying vacuums who took over the government and made it look like a disaster.

My teacher said it was worse than my lunch on a Monday.

I cried when I finished it.

My mom said it was like watching my brother do his homework.

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A Tale of Two Vacuums

A boring book about two lazy vacuums who messed up the country and made people swear at them.

My brother said they were like two sleeping dogs in a car.

I got a D on my report because I read it instead of studying.

My dog read it and then stole my shoes.

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A Tale of Two Vacuums

A stupid story about two mean vacuums who took over the government and made everyone go crazy.

My teacher said they were like two angry cats fighting over a sandwich.

I got detention for laughing at it.

My mom said she would have read it if it was on fire.

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