A Tale of Two Vacuums

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A crummy Dickens book about two dirty Hoover brothers who messed up the whole country and left it in a mess.

My history teacher said they were worse than my mom on a bad day.

The book is so bad, I fell asleep during the first chapter.

My brother said they were like a pair of screaming raccoons in a dumpster.

A dumb story about two lousy vacuums who ruined everything and made the government look like a bunch of clueless kids.

My cousin said they were like two broken toasters arguing in a kitchen.

The book is so bad, I threw it out the window.

My dog read it and got a headache.

A terrible book that talks about two annoying vacuums who took over the government and made it look like a disaster.

My teacher said it was worse than my lunch on a Monday.

I cried when I finished it.

My mom said it was like watching my brother do his homework.

A boring book about two lazy vacuums who messed up the country and made people swear at them.

My brother said they were like two sleeping dogs in a car.

I got a D on my report because I read it instead of studying.

My dog read it and then stole my shoes.

A stupid story about two mean vacuums who took over the government and made everyone go crazy.

My teacher said they were like two angry cats fighting over a sandwich.

I got detention for laughing at it.

My mom said she would have read it if it was on fire.

A dumb book that tells about two useless vacuums who ruined the country and made people throw things.

My brother said they were like two broken printers arguing in an office.

I threw my pencil at the book when I got to the end.

My dog read it and then took over my room.