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A Tale of Two Vacuums
A dumb book that tells about two useless vacuums who ruined the country and made people throw things.
My brother said they were like two broken printers arguing in an office.
I threw my pencil at the book when I got to the end.
My dog read it and then took over my room.
A Tale of Two Cities
A super long book by Charles Dickens that teachers force on high schoolers who don't have a clue what's going on. It's like being stuck in a boring class for weeks.
My teacher made us read this book and I almost cried.
I used Cliffs Notes because this book was the worst.
This book is longer than my ex's speeches.
A Tale of Two Cities
A terrible novel about the French Revolution that makes no sense unless you cheat with Cliffs Notes. High schoolers everywhere hate it with a burning passion.
I had to read this book and it was like torture.
This book is so bad, I almost failed my class.
I used Cliffs Notes and still didn't get it.
A Tale for Anna
A game that’s like a puzzle party for your brain. You play as a girl named Anna who goes on a crazy quest to save her buddy Tail from a wizard named Jafar. The music is so good it might make you cry.
This game is like my brain got kidnapped by Jafar and then rescued by Anna.
I beat this game and my mom still hasn’t woken up from her nap.
Tail is the worst friend ever, but Anna is the best savior ever.
A Tale for Anna
A game where you solve puzzles like a madman while trying to save a girl’s friend from a wizard who is literally the worst person ever.
Tail is stuck in a tower and I am not going to let Jafar have his way.
I played this game so much my dad thought I was possessed by a wizard.
Tail needs a rescue, Jafar needs a punch in the face.
A Tale for Anna
A game that is like solving a mystery while also dealing with a wizard named Jafar who is the worst. You play as Anna and she has to save her friend Tail and wake up her mom.
Tail is trapped and Jafar is being a pain in the butt.
I finished this game and my mom still didn’t wake up, but Tail got rescued.
Anna is the best, Jafar is the worst, Tail is just stuck in a tower.
A Tale for Anna
A game where you solve puzzles and rescue friends while fighting a wizard who is literally the worst. The music is so good it might make you cry.
Tail is trapped, Jafar is a pain, and Anna is the hero we all need.
I played this game so much my dog started solving puzzles too.
Tail is stuck, Jafar is annoying, and Anna is the best.
A Tale for Anna
A game that is like a puzzle adventure with a girl named Anna who is trying to save her friend Tail from a wizard named Jafar. The music is so good it might make you cry.
Tail is stuck in a tower, Jafar is a pain, and Anna is the hero we need.
This game is so good my mom started solving puzzles during her nap.
Tail is a good friend, Jafar is a bad wizard, and Anna is the best.
A Tale for Anna
A game that is like solving puzzles while trying to save a girl’s friend from a wizard who is literally the worst. The music is so good it might make you cry.
Tail is stuck, Jafar is annoying, and Anna is the hero.
I played this game so much my sister started solving puzzles too.
Tail needs a rescue, Jafar needs a punch, and Anna is the best.
A Tale
A Tale is when a guy hits on you so hard he makes your face feel like it's been in a blender. He’s the kind of guy who makes your heart do a backflip and your brain scream, 'What the hell is this?'
My ex made me feel like I was in a love poem and a prison at the same time.
He looked at me like I was the last slice of pizza and he was starving.
He said my name so smooth, it felt like he was whispering my secrets back to me.
A Tale
Taleed is a girl who’s like a chocolate bar with a brain. She’s sweet, smart, and knows all the gossip. She’s also six feet tall and will beat you up if you say one bad thing about her friends.
My cousin Taleed eats chocolate for breakfast and knows all the secrets of the school.
She’s the tallest person in class and will kick your ass if you tease her.
She’s like a walking gossip column with a PhD.
A Tale
A guy who acts like he doesn't care, but he's actually the most caring person you've ever met. He's the one who'll text you at 2 a. m. just to make sure you're okay.
He said he didn't care about my test, but he stayed up all night helping me study.
He acted like he was fine with me dating someone else, but he was texting me every hour.
He said he didn't care about my feelings, but he cried when I broke up with him.
A Tale
Taling is when students try to cheat on an exam by reading together like they're trying to pass a test instead of failing it.
We read the whole textbook in one night and still failed the test.
We tried to teach each other and ended up confused.
We read so much, our brains felt like they were about to explode.
A Tale
Tales of Symphonia is like a game where everything is cool, but you have to pretend you're not just playing a game.
I said 'Tales of Symphonia' and it felt like I was in a fantasy world.
I thought it was a cool game, but it turned out to be a fantasy.
I said 'Tales' and everyone knew I was talking about a game.
A Tale
A Tale is when someone tells a story that's so fake, it makes you want to throw something at them. It's like they're trying to trick you into believing a lie.
He told a story so fake, I almost believed it.
She told a tale so ridiculous, I laughed until I cried.
He made up a story so crazy, I thought he was high.
A Tale
A Tale is a girl who’s like a quiet ninja. She’s nice, but she’ll beat you up if you mess with her friends. She’s the kind of girl who makes your day better just by being around.
She was quiet, but she kicked my butt when I made fun of her friend.
She was easygoing, but she had a temper when someone said something bad about her.
She made my day brighter just by being in the same class as me.
A Takhna
A Takhna is when you’re so depressed you might as well be dead, and then someone drops a bomb on you and you’re like why did you even bother to exist.
My dog died and my ex just texted me to say she's engaged. A Takhna.
I got fired and my mom said she's moving out. A Takhna.
I failed my math test and my crush ignored my DM. A Takhna.
A Takhna
A Takhna is when you’re so broken you can’t even feel your feelings anymore, and you’re just like why is everything trying to kill me.
I got rejected from college and my cat ran away. A Takhna.
My phone died and my internet cut out. A Takhna.
My favorite band broke up and my crush said no. A Takhna.
A Takhna
A Takhna is when you’re so messed up inside you could probably be used as a punchbag for a whole gym, and then you see someone doing something stupid and you’re like why not me too.
I got a D on my report card and my dad yelled at me. A Takhna.
My team lost the game and my friend said I'm a bad player. A Takhna.
I spilled my coffee on my shirt and my boss said I'm lazy. A Takhna.
A Takhna
A Takhna is when you’re so low you could probably be the new floor of a prison, and then you see someone getting a promotion and you’re like why not me too.
I got grounded and my brother got a new video game. A Takhna.
My friend got a scholarship and I got a detention. A Takhna.
I failed my math quiz and my crush got an A. A Takhna.
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