A Tale

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A Tale is when a guy hits on you so hard he makes your face feel like it's been in a blender. He’s the kind of guy who makes your heart do a backflip and your brain scream, 'What the hell is this?'
My ex made me feel like I was in a love poem and a prison at the same time.
He looked at me like I was the last slice of pizza and he was starving.
He said my name so smooth, it felt like he was whispering my secrets back to me.
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Taleed is a girl who’s like a chocolate bar with a brain. She’s sweet, smart, and knows all the gossip. She’s also six feet tall and will beat you up if you say one bad thing about her friends.
My cousin Taleed eats chocolate for breakfast and knows all the secrets of the school.
She’s the tallest person in class and will kick your ass if you tease her.
She’s like a walking gossip column with a PhD.
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A guy who acts like he doesn't care, but he's actually the most caring person you've ever met. He's the one who'll text you at 2 a. m. just to make sure you're okay.
He said he didn't care about my test, but he stayed up all night helping me study.
He acted like he was fine with me dating someone else, but he was texting me every hour.
He said he didn't care about my feelings, but he cried when I broke up with him.
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Taling is when students try to cheat on an exam by reading together like they're trying to pass a test instead of failing it.
We read the whole textbook in one night and still failed the test.
We tried to teach each other and ended up confused.
We read so much, our brains felt like they were about to explode.
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Tales of Symphonia is like a game where everything is cool, but you have to pretend you're not just playing a game.
I said 'Tales of Symphonia' and it felt like I was in a fantasy world.
I thought it was a cool game, but it turned out to be a fantasy.
I said 'Tales' and everyone knew I was talking about a game.
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A Tale is when someone tells a story that's so fake, it makes you want to throw something at them. It's like they're trying to trick you into believing a lie.
He told a story so fake, I almost believed it.
She told a tale so ridiculous, I laughed until I cried.
He made up a story so crazy, I thought he was high.
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A Tale is a girl who’s like a quiet ninja. She’s nice, but she’ll beat you up if you mess with her friends. She’s the kind of girl who makes your day better just by being around.
She was quiet, but she kicked my butt when I made fun of her friend.
She was easygoing, but she had a temper when someone said something bad about her.
She made my day brighter just by being in the same class as me.
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