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A Tribe Called Quest
A Tribe Called Quest was the best hip hop group ever, and everyone who said otherwise is a stupid idiot who probably listens to rap with no soul.
My mom still thinks I’m the only one who knows about them.
My little brother tried to start a rap group. It was just him and a sad trombone.
My dog likes their music more than I do.
A Tribe Called Quest
They’re not just a hip hop group, they’re smart, funny, and they can rhyme better than your math teacher.
My teacher said I need to stop listening to them or I’ll fail algebra.
I told my crush I liked them. He said he liked them too. We dated for two weeks.
My dad still listens to them like they’re his ex.
A Tribe Called Quest
A Tribe Called Quest was the best hip hop group ever. If you don’t think so, you’re just a stupid person with no taste in music.
I told my brother they were the best. He said I was wrong. He got punched by a beat.
I tried to explain them to my friend. He said he’d rather listen to a cat meow.
I tried to make a rap group. It was just me and a confused keyboard.
A Tribe Called Quest
They were the kings of hip hop. Everyone else was just trying to keep up. Now they’re just a bunch of old men who still fight over who’s the best.
They had a rap battle in the mall. The crowd cheered like it was the Super Bowl.
Phife Dawg still texts Q-Tip to argue about the best tracks.
Ali Shaheed still makes beats like he’s trying to win a Grammy.
A Tribe Called Quest
A Tribe Called Quest was the best hip hop group ever. They were so good, they made the whole world stop and listen.
My cat knows all their songs.
I tried to rap like them. It was just me and a sad trombone.
My little brother thinks he’s the next Q-Tip.
A Tribe Called Quest
They were the best hip hop group ever. They had the beats, the rhymes, and the attitude to back it up. Now they’re just a group of old men who still fight over who’s the best.
They had a rap battle in the mall. The crowd was wild like it was the Super Bowl.
Phife Dawg still texts Q-Tip to argue about their best tracks.
Ali Shaheed still makes beats like he’s trying to win a Grammy.
A Tribe Called MMP
a gang that acts like a bunch of confused raccoons fighting over trash
They showed up at the party wearing socks as hats and yelled about cereal boxes
Nemes-Carlos texted me at 3 AM saying he was 'dancing with the ghost of tacos'
Evoke-Armando tried to start a fight with a guy who was just eating a burrito
A Tribe Called MMP
a group so wild they make a mad scientist look like a boring teacher
DeLa-Kevin showed up in a tutu and said he was 'doing battle with the evil of Monday'
They turned the park into a wrestling ring just to prove it
One Dot-Kris texted me saying he 'ate a pizza and now it's inside him'
A Tribe Called MMP
a squad so random they could make a fortune cookie cry
T3CH-Chris tried to explain the universe using only emojis and a sandwich
They once turned a grocery store into a dance battle
Nemes-Carlos said he 'fought a robot in the mall and lost'
A Tribe Called MMP
a crew so weird they should be on a reality show and it would be the worst one ever
Evoke-Armando tried to start a war with the mailman over a missing sock
They turned a normal day into a zombie apocalypse just for fun
DeLa-Kevin said he 'sang to the trees and they responded'
A Tribe Called MMP
a team that acts like they just escaped from a mad scientist's lab
One Dot-Kris showed up with a flashlight and said he was 'hunting shadows'
T3CH-Chris tried to explain gravity using only a basketball and a curse
Nemes-Carlos texted me saying he 'ate a clock and now time is inside him'
A Tribe Called MMP
a bunch of people who think they're superheroes but are just really bad at it
Evoke-Armando tried to fly off a roof and landed in a puddle
DeLa-Kevin said he was 'fighting the evil of boredom' with a pencil
One Dot-Kris texted me saying he 'defeated the dragon of homework'
A Trevor Story
A Trevor Story is a tale so pointless it makes your brain want to quit. It’s like someone telling you about their pet goldfish’s bad day, but no one cares and you’re just stuck listening.
My mom told me about her neighbor’s plant getting a haircut.
My friend’s cousin’s dog got a tattoo of a pizza.
My teacher spent 10 minutes explaining why his coffee was too hot.
A Trevor Story
A Trevor Story is when someone tells you a story that’s worse than watching paint dry. It’s like your cousin’s pet hamster got a PhD and now it’s giving speeches.
My uncle told me about his cousin’s cat’s cousin’s vacation.
My grandma’s neighbor’s parrot learned to swear, but only at 3 AM.
My brother’s friend’s dog’s best friend’s mom had a fight with a toaster.
A Trevor Story
A Trevor Story is when a person rambles about something so small it’s like telling the world about a single sock that got lost in a sock drawer.
My dad told me about his friend’s brother’s pet turtle’s favorite color.
My cousin’s girlfriend’s dog’s best friend’s mom’s cousin’s cat got a job.
My teacher’s mom’s dad’s brother’s dog ate a sandwich in 2015.
A Trent Dick
a meaty monster that shoves into vaginas like they're asking for it
My cousin's a Trent Dick. He doesn't just enter vaginas, he conquers them.
I saw a Trent Dick at the gym. The weights were jealous.
My dog tried to hump a Trent Dick. He got kicked out of the park.
A Trent Dick
a 2 1/2 foot rod that brags louder than it performs
He says he's a Trent Dick, but he's just a guy with a big ego and a small brain.
My brother's a Trent Dick. He talks about it all day, but when it comes to action, he's a chicken.
He told me he's a Trent Dick. I said, 'Prove it.' He said, 'I will.' Then he fell asleep.
A Trent Dick
a giant cock that could tear a hole in the moon
That guy's a Trent Dick. I swear, he could split the sky in two.
My neighbor's a Trent Dick. He once made a hole in my wall just by trying to fit through it.
I saw a Trent Dick once. It was so big, it scared the chickens out of the yard.
A Tree in the Meadow
A tree in the meadow had a love note carved on it. It said, 'I love you till I die.' But that was before you cheated on me with your ex.
My ex carved a love note on a tree. Now I'm stuck with the reminder every time I pass by.
He carved 'I love you till I die' on a tree. Then he dumped me for his ex.
That tree in the meadow is like a middle finger from my ex.
A Tree in the Meadow
There's a tree in the meadow where your ex left a message. It said, 'I love you till I die.' But I know that wasn't true.
My ex left a message on a tree. Now I see it every day and it hurts.
That tree in the meadow is my ex's way of saying 'I love you till I die' but I know it's a lie.
I see that tree and I want to carve 'I hate you till I die' right next to it.
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