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A Tril
A tril is when you say 'I love you a trillion' like you're rich and your love is worth a lot.
'I love you a tril', because you’re rich and your love is worth a lot.
'A tril', I’m not just in love, I’m in love with a bank account.
My crush said 'a tril' and I thought he was rich.
A Tril
Afrikaans for thick dick. It’s not just big, it’s like a billboard.
'He’s got a tril', like his cock is on a billboard.
'That guy’s got a tril', I’m not even looking at him.
My dad said 'a tril' and I knew he was bragging.
A Tril
A guy named Tae Riley who’s super fine, has amazing eyelashes, and a smile that could win a beauty pageant. He’s also friends with the Sturniolo Triplets and is a legend in the fandom.
'Tril is the best rapper ever', like he’s the king of the fandom.
'Tril’s eyelashes are flawless', I’ve seen them in person.
He’s friends with the triplets, that’s a flex.
A Tril
A really long, drawn-out 'oh' that sounds like you're disappointed and tired all at once.
'Ohhh', like you just got told you failed a test.
'Ohhh', said the person who just saw their crush with someone else.
He said 'ohhh' and I knew he was sad.
A Tril
A Black person who does bad things like steal, lie, and make everyone else look good.
'That guy is a tril', he stole my lunch money.
'She’s a tril', she lied to the whole class.
He’s a tril, he’s the reason I failed math.
A Trickey
A Trickey is the god of comedy who looks like he got hit by a bus and still laughed through the pain.
I saw A Trickey in the mirror and I cried.
My dad says he’s the god of comedy but he’s just a sad man with a loud laugh.
My teacher called me A Trickey because I made a joke about her bald spot.
A Trickey
Jonathan is the guy who’ll save your life but then forget to text you back.
Jonathan told me he’d bring pizza but showed up with chips and a bad attitude.
He asked me out and then spent the whole date talking about his dog.
He’s cute but he’s also a bit of a coward when he’s with other guys.
A Trickey
James is a rich bastard who wanks off cats and thinks he’s the king of the world.
James tried to wank off a cat and it hissed at him like it was insulted.
He had sex in an old house and it collapsed on top of him.
He rode a motorbike to get a girl and she turned out to be his cousin.
A Trickey
A Trickey is when you play poker and you’re so stupid you forget to buy in and then you lose.
I went all in and forgot to buy in and lost everything.
My friend played like a fool and lost all his chips in one go.
I was too busy laughing at my own jokes to notice I was out.
A Tricia Elders
A stupid cow who talks too much and steals your man. She thinks she's fancy just because she lived in the Butlers for a while.
'I didn't know you were dating him until she showed up at my house wearing his shirt.'
'She told me she was gonna break us up if I didn't start dating her.'
'She tried to convince my dad she was rich so he'd let her stay in the Butlers.'
A Tricia Elders
A brainless mess who talks nonstop and always takes your guy. She thinks she's special because she lived in the Butlers for a bit.
'She told me she'd ruin my life if I didn't start dating her.'
'She tried to take my guy in front of his mom.'
'She bragged about the Butlers like it was a big deal.'
A Tricia Elders
A stupid, chatty thief who always takes your man. She thinks she's important just because she was in the Butlers for a little while.
'She called me a nobody and said she was better than me.'
'She tried to make my guy feel bad about me.'
'She said she was gonna move in with him if I didn't start dating her.'
A Treebeard
A giant tree creature from a fantasy book that talks like a sleepy old man with a brain full of mush and a mouth full of dirt.
"I am an Ent," he said, like he just woke up from a 200-year nap.
He took down a whole army because he was mad about his garden being trampled.
He moved slower than a snail on a Sunday morning, but he kicked ass when he got angry.
A Treebeard
When you give head to a 40-year-old man who looks like he rolled in a moss patch, hasn’t shaved since the Stone Age, and dyed his pubes green after a marathon that probably killed him.
He smelled like a wet sock and a forest fire.
He ran a marathon, then got green pubes and asked for head.
He looked like he came out of a cave and had a bad day.
A Treebeard
Texting one word at a time with the patience of a dying turtle, like you’re trying to communicate with a giant tree that’s been sitting there for centuries.
"Hi.", 2 minutes later, "How are you?", 5 minutes later, "Okay."
He took 10 minutes to say, "I’m fine."
She typed "Hello" and it took longer than a football game.
A Treebeard
When someone takes 10 minutes to write less than 30 characters on social media, like they're trying to type with a broken keyboard and a brain made of molasses.
He took 10 minutes to write, "I’m bored."
She posted, "Hello," and it took longer than a movie.
He took 15 minutes to write, "Hi.", and it was a slow, dramatic "Hi."
A Tribute to Minecraft
A YouTube video essay by Jschlatt that's so good it could make a potato cry. It's like a love letter to Minecraft, but way more dramatic and full of nonsense.
"I watched it and now I think I'm a god.", @PotatoMaster420
"It made me want to punch my brother.", @BroHater2000
"I cried. I don't even know why.", @MinecraftWitch4ever
A Tribute to Minecraft
Jschlatt's video about Minecraft is so long and boring, but somehow it's also the best thing ever. It's like he's trying to convince you Minecraft changed his life, and maybe yours too.
"I watched it and now I hate my life.", @LifeHater9000
"It made me want to go back to school.", @SchoolHater101
"I thought I was going to die.", @MinecraftFanatic69
A Tribute to Minecraft
A YouTube video by Jschlatt that's basically a fancy way of saying he's still stuck in Minecraft. It's full of weird stories and weird opinions, but somehow it's still great.
"He said he once fought a pig. I believe him.", @PigFighter777
"It made me want to quit my job.", @JobHater123
"I watched it and now I'm a fan of pigs.", @PigLover4ever
A Tribe Called Quest
The best hip hop group ever. Q-Tip, Phife Dawg, and Ali Shaheed made beats so good they made the whole world shut up and listen. They ruled the 90s like kings, but now they’re just a bunch of old men who can’t decide if they want to get back together or just punch each other.
@QTip: Still mad Phife Dawg didn’t show up to my birthday. Classic.
@PhifeDawg: Q-Tip tried to explain a joke. It was worse than a math test.
Ali Shaheed: I’m still mad they didn’t give me the Grammy.
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