A Tribe Called MMP

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a gang that acts like a bunch of confused raccoons fighting over trash
They showed up at the party wearing socks as hats and yelled about cereal boxes
Nemes-Carlos texted me at 3 AM saying he was 'dancing with the ghost of tacos'
Evoke-Armando tried to start a fight with a guy who was just eating a burrito
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a group so wild they make a mad scientist look like a boring teacher
DeLa-Kevin showed up in a tutu and said he was 'doing battle with the evil of Monday'
They turned the park into a wrestling ring just to prove it
One Dot-Kris texted me saying he 'ate a pizza and now it's inside him'
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a squad so random they could make a fortune cookie cry
T3CH-Chris tried to explain the universe using only emojis and a sandwich
They once turned a grocery store into a dance battle
Nemes-Carlos said he 'fought a robot in the mall and lost'
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a crew so weird they should be on a reality show and it would be the worst one ever
Evoke-Armando tried to start a war with the mailman over a missing sock
They turned a normal day into a zombie apocalypse just for fun
DeLa-Kevin said he 'sang to the trees and they responded'
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a team that acts like they just escaped from a mad scientist's lab
One Dot-Kris showed up with a flashlight and said he was 'hunting shadows'
T3CH-Chris tried to explain gravity using only a basketball and a curse
Nemes-Carlos texted me saying he 'ate a clock and now time is inside him'
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a bunch of people who think they're superheroes but are just really bad at it
Evoke-Armando tried to fly off a roof and landed in a puddle
DeLa-Kevin said he was 'fighting the evil of boredom' with a pencil
One Dot-Kris texted me saying he 'defeated the dragon of homework'
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