A Trevor Story

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A Trevor Story is a tale so pointless it makes your brain want to quit. It’s like someone telling you about their pet goldfish’s bad day, but no one cares and you’re just stuck listening.
My mom told me about her neighbor’s plant getting a haircut.
My friend’s cousin’s dog got a tattoo of a pizza.
My teacher spent 10 minutes explaining why his coffee was too hot.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Trevor Story is when someone tells you a story that’s worse than watching paint dry. It’s like your cousin’s pet hamster got a PhD and now it’s giving speeches.
My uncle told me about his cousin’s cat’s cousin’s vacation.
My grandma’s neighbor’s parrot learned to swear, but only at 3 AM.
My brother’s friend’s dog’s best friend’s mom had a fight with a toaster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Trevor Story is when a person rambles about something so small it’s like telling the world about a single sock that got lost in a sock drawer.
My dad told me about his friend’s brother’s pet turtle’s favorite color.
My cousin’s girlfriend’s dog’s best friend’s mom’s cousin’s cat got a job.
My teacher’s mom’s dad’s brother’s dog ate a sandwich in 2015.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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