A Trent Dick
a 2 1/2 foot rod that brags louder than it performs
He says he's a Trent Dick, but he's just a guy with a big ego and a small brain.
My brother's a Trent Dick. He talks about it all day, but when it comes to action, he's a chicken.
He told me he's a Trent Dick. I said, 'Prove it.' He said, 'I will.' Then he fell asleep.
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