A Trent Dick

My cousin's a Trent Dick. He doesn't just enter vaginas, he conquers them.

I saw a Trent Dick at the gym. The weights were jealous.

My dog tried to hump a Trent Dick. He got kicked out of the park.

He says he's a Trent Dick, but he's just a guy with a big ego and a small brain.

My brother's a Trent Dick. He talks about it all day, but when it comes to action, he's a chicken.

He told me he's a Trent Dick. I said, 'Prove it.' He said, 'I will.' Then he fell asleep.

That guy's a Trent Dick. I swear, he could split the sky in two.

My neighbor's a Trent Dick. He once made a hole in my wall just by trying to fit through it.

I saw a Trent Dick once. It was so big, it scared the chickens out of the yard.