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A Stevie
A Stevie is the kind of girl who can make angels jealous and would beat Aphrodite in a fight. She’s super smart, super hot, and everyone wants her.
'You’re like a goddess.' 'I’m not. I just have good hair.'
'You’re the best.' 'You’re the first person to ever say that.'
'You’re hotter than hell.' 'I know. I’ve felt it.'
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A Stevie
A Stevie is a smart girl who acts like she’s not, and she’ll get good grades but still say stupid things like ‘I’m blonde’ when she’s clearly not.
'I’m blonde.' 'You’re not. You’re brown.'
'I got an A.' 'Yeah, but you still said you’re blonde.'
'You’re smart.' 'I know. I still said I’m blonde.'
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A Stevie
A Stevie is a crazy person who says random stuff like ‘I’m a dragon’ or ‘I live in a cave’ and no one knows why.
'I’m a dragon.' 'Okay.'
'I live in a cave.' 'Cool.'
'I think I’m a turtle.' 'You’re not.'
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A Steven Segal
A Steven Segal is a stoner’s worst nightmare, like a cigarette that got fat and decided to take its sweet time dying.
I tried to smoke this Steven Segal, and it felt like I was burning through a lifetime of regrets.
My friend lit one up and it took longer than his ex’s goodbye text.
That joint was so slow, I could’ve finished my lunch before it even started.
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A Steven Segal
A Steven Segal is someone who thinks their face is a masterpiece, and they’ll keep it on display for the rest of their life, no questions asked.
He’s been smiling the same way since 1993 and shows no signs of stopping.
She’s been frowning since her first breakup, and it’s now a full-time job.
That guy hasn’t blinked in three years, he’s a Steven Segal.
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A Steven Segal
A Steven Segal is a total Michigan legend, like a bear trap, only with more explosions and fewer bears.
He fights like a guy who’s been training for 20 years, but only in his head.
He’s got more explosions in his movies than my mom has drama in her life.
He’s the reason why Chuck Norris has a side job.
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A Steven Segal
A Steven Segal is like a B-movie star who thinks he’s God, only he’s not, and he’s got zero skills, but he still thinks he’s got a plan.
He fights like a kid who thinks he’s in a Marvel movie, but it’s just a gym class.
His slow-mo punches are more dramatic than my failed relationship.
He kills people with one punch, but it’s only because he used CGI.
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A Steven Segal
A Steven Segal is a terrible actor who also happens to be a bad Buddhist, and he’s got a crush on Tom W.
He acts like he’s on a spiritual journey, but he just wants a better paycheck.
He’s got more Buddhist wisdom than my dog has patience.
He’s Tom W’s hero, but he’s also a complete disaster.
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A Steven Segal
A Steven Segal is the kind of guy who thinks he’s a tough guy, but he’s just a total loser with only one face, and it’s not pretty.
He fights like he’s got nothing to lose, but he’s got nothing to win either.
He’s the kind of guy who would get beaten up by a kid with a skateboard.
He’s so bad, even the aikido moves look fake.
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A Steven Segal
A Steven Segal is like a gay Chuck Norris who also thinks he’s a Buddhist, and he’s got a lot of time to spare, probably because he’s terrible at everything.
He’s so gay, he wears glitter and fights with a towel.
He thinks he’s a Buddhist, but he just meditates to avoid work.
He’s the reason why Chuck Norris now has a side job as a housemaid.
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A Steven Crowder
A guy who hides his gayness like it's a secret crime and yells at other gay people like they're his enemies.
'I'm not gay, I'm just a regular guy who hates faggots!'
He called another gay man a 'fag hag' in a live debate.
He threatened to punch a guy just for saying he liked men.
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A Steven Crowder
A right-wing clown who lies to people and calls minorities names while wearing a gun like he's some kind of tough guy.
He called a Black man a 'monkey' on live TV.
He ran away from a debate like a scared kid.
He said he'd 'punch Sam Seder in the face' if he didn't agree with him.
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A Steven Crowder
A loudmouth who pretends to be open-minded but just wants to prove other people wrong in the worst way.
He said, 'Change my mind!' but then laughed at everyone who disagreed with him.
He called a woman a 'man-hating liberal' for no reason.
He asked a guy to 'prove he's not a man' just to argue.
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A Steven Crowder
When someone says they want to learn something, but they're just there to brag about how wrong they are.
He posted, 'Male privilege is a myth. Change my mind!' then ignored everyone who disagreed.
He used the meme to argue about women's rights like it was a joke.
He said, 'I don't need to change my mind, I'm already right!'
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A Steve Job Pro
A Steve Job Pro is when you smash your Macbook Pro shut on your junk right when you're about to blow your load like a rocket.
I was typing my essay when I felt the climax hit. I slammed my laptop on my cock like it was my enemy.
During a Zoom call with my crush, I had a massive climax and closed my laptop on my cock like it was a trap.
I was in the middle of a big climax and my Macbook Pro became my new best friend, by force.
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A Steve Job Pro
A Steve Job Pro is when you shut your Macbook Pro on your nuts so hard it feels like you just got hit by a truck during an orgasm.
My laptop was my only witness when I closed it on my balls like it was a guilty crime.
I was having the best climax ever, and my Macbook Pro shut on my nuts like it was revenge.
During a meeting with my boss, I closed my laptop on my cock like I was trying to kill him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Steve Job Pro
A Steve Job Pro is when you slam your Macbook Pro on your cock so hard it feels like Steve Jobs himself is punishing you for your sins.
I was typing my final exam when my climax hit, and I slammed my laptop on my cock like it was my last hope.
During a video call with my crush, I closed my Macbook on my cock like it was a love letter to my pain.
I had a major climax and my laptop became my new enemy, slamming down on my cock like it was a war.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Steve
A Steve is a guy who is good at life and doesn't brag about it. He's a total legend, but he's too nice to say it. Everyone else is just sad people who can't handle their failures.
Yo, you're a Steve. You're like the king of chill and I'm just the guy who texts you when he's hungover.
Steve walks into a room, and the whole room gets a little bit more confident.
That guy who got the job, the raise, and still remembered to bring donuts? That's a Steve.
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A Steve
When you're so sure of something you just say 'On Steve' like it's the only thing that matters. Steve is just Steve. Don't question it.
'I swear I'm going to beat him up.' 'On Steve.'
'Why did you fail the test?' 'On Steve.'
'You're gonna fail this class.' 'On Steve.'
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A Steve
A Steve is the guy who always has your back. He'll tell you the truth, even if it hurts. He's like the guy who's your best friend and your crush at the same time.
'You're gonna fail this class.' 'Don't worry, Steve's got your back.'
'You look like a mess.' 'That's what Steve said.'
Steve told me the truth. I'm still mad at him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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