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A person who makes the worst life choices. Like they're trying to fail at life on purpose.

Shanley quit her job to go be a TikTok influencer. It didn't work.

Shanley got a tattoo of a flamingo on his neck. No one asked for that.

Shanley married a guy who only knows how to say 'hi' and 'bye'.

Shanley is a hot girl with a brain. She can cook, she can craft, and she’s loyal. If you date her, you’re in for a treat.

Shanley made me a cake that looked like a galaxy. I ate it and cried.

Shanley fixed my broken heart with a cup of coffee and a compliment.

Shanley gave me the best advice when I got fired. She said, 'You're not broken, you're just rebooting.'

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A Shanley

The best guy ever. He’s good-looking, he’s strong, and he’s nice. But he’s also a bit of a dork.

Shanley got a six-pack, but he still can’t spell 'beautiful'.

Shanley tried to propose to me in a football stadium. It was epic and embarrassing.

Shanley got confused with Stanley and asked, 'Is that my cousin?'

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A Shanley

A girl’s name that sounds like an Asian guy’s name. People keep getting it wrong.

My teacher called her Shanley, and she said, 'I’m not Stanley!'

My friend’s mom thought Shanley was a guy and said, 'He’s cute!'

Shanley got annoyed when someone called her 'Stan' at the grocery store.

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A Shanley

A certified beauty. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the confidence to back it up.

Shanley walked in the room and my heart stopped. I was speechless.

Shanley got a compliment from a guy who had no teeth. He said, 'You’re a goddess.'

Shanley told me I was ugly, and I believed her. I’ve been ugly ever since.

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A Shanley

A godly man with a six-pack, a hot girlfriend, and a life that looks perfect. He’s the guy you want to be.

Shanley showed up at the gym wearing a tight shirt and I said, 'That’s not fair.'

Shanley’s girlfriend is hotter than my ex. I still don’t know how that happened.

Shanley said he’s good in bed. I don’t know what that means, but I believe him.

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A Shandi

A Shandi is a cheap-ass drink made by mixing beer and soda like a desperate man trying to hide his bad taste. It tastes like regret and regret only.

DM: "I tried a Shandi for the first time. I now regret my entire life."

Tweet: "Shandi is just beer and soda. I’m 100% sure it’s the worst thing to ever happen to mankind."

Text: "My mom made me a Shandi. I’m now a prisoner of bad decisions."

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A Shandi

Shandi is a girl who fell in love with an Italian boy from Milan and then got heartbroken because she went too far with him. Her boyfriend also got heartbroken, but he was probably already broken.

Text: "Shandi went too far with that Italian boy. I can’t even look at her now."

Tweet: "Shandi’s love life is a tragedy. She’s like a soap opera but worse."

DM: "Shandi and her Italian boy. I miss my childhood."

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A Shandi

A Shandi is a South African word that means something. Kids use it because they’re too lazy to say actual words and also because they’re cute.

Text: "Shandi is just something. I use it for everything."

Tweet: "Shandi means something. I’m 12 and I know what that means."

DM: "Shandi is my new favorite word. It’s like magic."

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Shandis are like big sisters who love you to death but will also rip your face off if you say one wrong thing. They’re the best, but don’t push your luck.

Text: "My Shandi sister is like a lion. She loves me, but she will kill me if I mess up."

Tweet: "Shandi is like a big sister who will punch you in the face for no reason."

DM: "Shandi is my best friend. Also my worst enemy."

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A Shandi is a girl who knows every single song ever made, can do wrestling impressions, and will start a party just by walking in. She’s a force of nature.

Text: "Shandi knows every song. I think she’s the devil."

Tweet: "Shandi started a party by walking in. I died."

DM: "Shandi can do pro-wrestling impressions. I’m scared."

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A Shandi

A Shandi is a name that came from a song by KISS. It’s now a name for girls whose parents are obsessed with rock music and also bad at naming things.

Text: "My name is Shandi because my dad is obsessed with KISS and also weird."

Tweet: "Shandi is a name for people who think they’re cool but are not."

DM: "My name is Shandi. My dad is a KISS fan. I am cursed."

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A Shandi is a bad-ass woman with no filter. She tells it like it is and doesn’t care if you cry from the truth.

Text: "My Shandi friend told me I was a bad driver. I cried."

Tweet: "Shandi has no filter. She told me I was ugly and I believed her."

DM: "Shandi is like a truth-teller with a mean vibe."

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A Shamie

The best person in the entire world, like the kind of person who would let you win every game but still laugh when you lose.

Shamie is the only person who would let me win at Fortnite but still said I was a noob.

Shamie is like the best friend who always helps you cheat in math tests.

Shamie is the only one who would let me skip school and still call me a legend.

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A couple name for the cutest couple on the planet, Dr. Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler, from The Big Bang Theory. They're so cute, they make your face feel like it's gonna explode.

Shamie is like Sheldon and Amy. They're so cute, I cried when I watched their first date.

Shamie is like the couple who made me believe love was real.

Shamie is like the couple who made me fall in love with science.

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The coolest Komedy King to have ever existed. She's a cutie, an amazing singer, and very creative. She's a connoisseur of adrak chai and eats biryani with a spoon. She's fun to be around and has the craziest dance moves. She's simply the best!

Shamie is the Komedy King. She can sing, dance, and eat biryani with a spoon like it's a competition.

Shamie is like a mad scientist who also happens to be a singer.

Shamie is the only person who can make adrak chai and still dance like it's a concert.

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The most lovely and warmest person in the world. Shami knows how to party and how to make people happy.

Shamie is like the person who shows up to your party and turns it into a rave.

Shamie is the kind of person who would throw a party just to make you smile.

Shamie is the person who makes you laugh when you're having a bad day.

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A Shamie

Slang - colloquial term for events instigated by matchstick men, a type of con. It's like being scammed by a bunch of guys who look like they just came out of a fire.

Shamie is when matchstick men scam you like you're a fool.

Shamie is when matchstick men try to con you in the middle of the street.

Shamie is when matchstick men try to steal your wallet and you think it's a game.

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A Shamie

When a person is banned from a night club by his own friends. It's like getting kicked out by people who used to love you.

Shamie is when your friends kick you out of the club because you got too loud.

Shamie is like being banned by your own squad because you danced like a fool.

Shamie is when your friends ban you for singing too much.

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To spread around. Frequently used in reference to sexual activity or usage of cocaine. It's like going around and giving everyone a little bit of your energy or your drugs.

Shamie is when you pass around the cocaine like it's candy.

Shamie is when you spread the love and the drugs at the same time.

Shamie is when you pass around the sexual energy like it's a party.

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