A PINKETT
A person who refuses to shut up about Jada Pinkett-Smith and won’t stop arguing until everyone is exhausted
'You think I’m done? No, I’m just getting started.'
'You’re not even listening to me.'
'I will argue until I’m dead.'
Discover Slang
A PINKETT
An actor who’s always getting tangled up with the same guy, like he’s a love magnet and also a pain in the neck
'He’s like a broken record.'
'He just won’t leave.'
'He shows up everywhere.'
A PINKETT
A woman who dated Will Smith, had a fling with August Alsina, and got stuck with Tupac like he was a bad habit
'She had more boyfriends than I have problems.'
'She was basically a love factory.'
'She dated the whole damn rap world.'
A PINKETT
A person who you don’t mess with or Will Smith will show up and beat you in front of everyone
'You think I’m scared of him? No, I’m not.'
'He’ll beat you until you’re blue in the face.'
'He’ll make you eat your words.'
A PINKETT
A magical creature who is both a vampire and a tart, like they were born from a very bad decision
'She’s like a witch with a side of pie.'
'She’s the worst kind of witch.'
'She’s the kind of witch that makes you scream.'
A PHOENIX
so bad at everything that people laugh at you like you’re a joke. you’re the kind of person who trips over your own feet and still manages to drop a bomb.
I failed my math test so hard, my dog got a higher score.
My pizza was so bad, the rat in the restaurant cried.
I tried to sing and it was like a horror movie.
A PHOENIX
looks like a movie star but acts like they just woke up from a nap. they’ll be there for you when you need them most, even if they’re too lazy to talk.
She showed up to my birthday party with cake and a hug.
He passed me the last slice of pizza even though he was hungry.
She stayed up all night to help me with my homework.
A PHOENIX
a big city in Arizona that thinks it’s the center of the universe. it’s the 4th biggest city in the country, and it’s not even embarrassed about it.
Phoenix is like that kid in class who knows all the answers and still brags about it.
It’s the city that’s always showing off its size.
It’s the one that doesn’t care if you think it’s overrated.
A PHOENIX
the city in Arizona that’s correcting everyone else’s mistakes, like a teacher who doesn’t take nonsense from anyone. it’s the 4th biggest city, and it’s not letting anyone forget it.
Phoenix is like that teacher who corrects your math problems even when you’re right.
It’s the one that always reminds you it’s the 4th biggest.
It’s the city that doesn’t take corrections from anyone else.
A PHOENIX
a symbol of protest that burns like a madman and comes back even stronger. it’s like that kid who gets in trouble but never stops fighting.
They set their whole neighborhood on fire and came back like nothing happened.
They burned their flag and still got a standing ovation.
They burned their own house down and still had the energy to protest.
A PHOENIX
a quiet person who looks like they don’t want to be noticed, but they’re actually the most kind person you’ll ever meet. they’re like the shy kid who gives you the best advice.
She didn’t talk much, but she gave me the best advice ever.
He was quiet, but he always had my back.
She was shy, but she helped me with my math homework every day.
A PHOENIX
a girl who’s soft and gentle on the outside, but she’ll shock you with how dirty she can be once you get to know her. she’s like the sweet girl who hides a secret weapon.
She was shy at first, but she pulled a prank on the whole class.
She looked innocent, but she told the worst joke ever.
She was quiet, but she turned the whole party into a mess.
A PHOEBE
A Phoebe is a girl who's sweet as pie but can't drive worth a damn. She'll probably end up in a ditch and blame you for it.
My Phoebe crashed into a mailbox and said it was my fault.
She drove like a drunk raccoon and nearly hit a truck.
She got stuck in a ditch and cried about it like it was the end of the world.
A PHOEBE
Phoebe is when you stick your thumb up and smile like you're winning, even though you're clearly in a mess.
She did that during a snowstorm and acted like it was a party.
She smiled when her car broke down in the middle of the road.
She stuck her thumb up while getting yelled at by a cop.
A PHOEBE
Phoebe is a girl who's super nice but will fight you if you tell her what to do. She's got a big brain and even bigger dreams.
She said, 'You don't tell me what to do, or I'll make you regret it.'
She told me I was wrong and then proceeded to prove it.
She was right about everything and then laughed at me when I wasn't.
A PHOEBE
Phoebe is someone you want to be friends with. She listens, gives good advice, and is beautiful. She’s got a ton of friends, and she’ll stay your friend unless you give her a reason not to.
She gave me the best advice when I was heartbroken.
She’s got more friends than I do, and they all love her.
She told me I was her best friend, then I said something stupid, and she ignored me for a week.
A PHOEBE
Phoebe is the most beautiful, smartest, and most fun girl you'll ever meet. She's got a wild personality and will make your life better if you're lucky enough to be friends with her.
She’s the kind of girl that makes everyone around her smile.
She’s got a wild sense of humor and an even wilder personality.
Everybody wants to be like her, and honestly, who wouldn't?
A PHOEBE
Phoebe is the best girl a guy could ever have. She’s gorgeous, smart, and worth every second of your time. If you don’t have a Phoebe, you’re missing out.
She’s the kind of girl that makes your heart skip a beat.
I’d give up everything just to be with her.
She’s so amazing that I’d do anything to see her smile.
A PHOEBE
Phoebe is a name that means 'super cute, friendly, and awesome.' You don’t want to lose one once you find her. She’s like a once-in-a-lifetime deal.
Finding a Phoebe is like finding treasure.
She’s so cute that I can’t even think straight.
She’s got that kind of energy that makes you feel happy just being around her.
A Outcast From The Group Chat
I turned into a crazy joke machine in the group chat, and now my friends are pretending I don't exist because I'm too annoying to be ignored properly
I sent a meme of a cat wearing sunglasses and a hat, and now no one talks to me
I said 'y’all are the worst’ and now I’m the only one who says ‘y’all are the worst’
I started a poll asking if the group chat is dead and it got 2 votes and 12 eye rolls