A PHOEBE

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A Phoebe is a girl who's sweet as pie but can't drive worth a damn. She'll probably end up in a ditch and blame you for it.
My Phoebe crashed into a mailbox and said it was my fault.
She drove like a drunk raccoon and nearly hit a truck.
She got stuck in a ditch and cried about it like it was the end of the world.
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Phoebe is when you stick your thumb up and smile like you're winning, even though you're clearly in a mess.
She did that during a snowstorm and acted like it was a party.
She smiled when her car broke down in the middle of the road.
She stuck her thumb up while getting yelled at by a cop.
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Phoebe is a girl who's super nice but will fight you if you tell her what to do. She's got a big brain and even bigger dreams.
She said, 'You don't tell me what to do, or I'll make you regret it.'
She told me I was wrong and then proceeded to prove it.
She was right about everything and then laughed at me when I wasn't.
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Phoebe is someone you want to be friends with. She listens, gives good advice, and is beautiful. She’s got a ton of friends, and she’ll stay your friend unless you give her a reason not to.
She gave me the best advice when I was heartbroken.
She’s got more friends than I do, and they all love her.
She told me I was her best friend, then I said something stupid, and she ignored me for a week.
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Phoebe is the most beautiful, smartest, and most fun girl you'll ever meet. She's got a wild personality and will make your life better if you're lucky enough to be friends with her.
She’s the kind of girl that makes everyone around her smile.
She’s got a wild sense of humor and an even wilder personality.
Everybody wants to be like her, and honestly, who wouldn't?
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Phoebe is the best girl a guy could ever have. She’s gorgeous, smart, and worth every second of your time. If you don’t have a Phoebe, you’re missing out.
She’s the kind of girl that makes your heart skip a beat.
I’d give up everything just to be with her.
She’s so amazing that I’d do anything to see her smile.
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Phoebe is a name that means 'super cute, friendly, and awesome.' You don’t want to lose one once you find her. She’s like a once-in-a-lifetime deal.
Finding a Phoebe is like finding treasure.
She’s so cute that I can’t even think straight.
She’s got that kind of energy that makes you feel happy just being around her.
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