Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman who ditches her husband for a barely decent rapper and calls it a fling instead of a disaster

'He was okay, but I needed more drama.'

'I didn’t even know he could sing.'

'He was just there for the Tupac vibes.'

2

A girl with pink hair who looks like she was dipped in glitter and yelled at a neon sign

'She looked like a disco ball had a meltdown.'

'Her hair was so pink it hurt my eyes.'

'She walked in like she owned the place.'

3

A person who refuses to shut up about Jada Pinkett-Smith and won’t stop arguing until everyone is exhausted

'You think I’m done? No, I’m just getting started.'

'You’re not even listening to me.'

'I will argue until I’m dead.'

4

An actor who’s always getting tangled up with the same guy, like he’s a love magnet and also a pain in the neck

'He’s like a broken record.'

'He just won’t leave.'

'He shows up everywhere.'

5

A woman who dated Will Smith, had a fling with August Alsina, and got stuck with Tupac like he was a bad habit

'She had more boyfriends than I have problems.'

'She was basically a love factory.'

'She dated the whole damn rap world.'

6

A person who you don’t mess with or Will Smith will show up and beat you in front of everyone

'You think I’m scared of him? No, I’m not.'

'He’ll beat you until you’re blue in the face.'

'He’ll make you eat your words.'

7

A magical creature who is both a vampire and a tart, like they were born from a very bad decision

'She’s like a witch with a side of pie.'

'She’s the worst kind of witch.'

'She’s the kind of witch that makes you scream.'